Nayantara Sehgal launched IIR.
Anupam Kher launched IIT.
(IIR = ‪#‎IntoleranceIsRising‬
IIT = ‪#‎IndiaIsTolerant‬)

When UPA ministers scam, Sonia-MMS are pure.
When 734th person in Sangh Pariwar hierarchy blabs, Modi is intolerant.

Discuss…
Poverty in five star hotel.
Lack of FoS with a million edits.
Secularism by abusing Hinduism.
Intolerance with great intolerance.

Idea of India…
Let a million Marxist duffers bloom.
Even if one non-Marxist speaks, scream intolerance.

For the first time in India’s history, the number of times the word “intolerance” has been used has surpassed actual cases of intolerance.

Intolerance, 1916: Epic silent film directed by DW Griffith.
Intolerance, 2015: Epic noise-filled filmy nautanki directed by S Gandhi.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
B for ‪#‎BlowToModi‬
C for Communal
D for Dictator
F for Fascist
G for Godhra
H for Hitler
I for Intolerant

Twitter should introduce a third button after RT and Like…
“Tolerate”

“Rising Intolerance” © ® ™ and Patented by ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

A US politician once said there’s no difference between drug addiction and addiction to power.
Well ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ showing severe withdrawal symptoms after 67 years of power.

#‎MeraBiharExitPoll‬
Intolerance will sharply increase or decrease depending on Modi’s performance in Bihar elections.

3 million LPG ‪#‎SubsidyWapsi‬ cases is a much bigger story than 100 ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ characters.

Tellurium: A brittle, mildly toxic, rare, silver-white metalloid.
Intolerantarium: A brittle, highly toxic, not so rare ‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬.

The so called “Champions of Tolerance” will be praying tonight that Caste Politics beats Development Politics in tomorrow’s Bihar results.

Mera Musharraf Mahaan.
Mera Modi be-imaan.
—‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

India’s biggest mystery is how its worst politician (Sonia) was presented as the best politician of the new millennium.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Abki ki baar Laloo sarkaar.
Har har Laloo, ghar ghar ghotala.
Jungli din aane waale hai.
Sab scamsters ka saath, sab scamsters ka vikaas.

Lord of the Biharis trilogy…
Fellowship of the Mahagatbandhan.
(Nitish revives) The Two Spent Powers (of Laloo & Sonia).
Return of the Fodder King.

Congress targets for 2015…
100 awards have to be returned.
50 days of Parliament have to be wiped out.
1000 fake Modi stories.
10 Pappu relaunches.

Attacking media…
Pre-1998—Attacked Opposition.
1998-2004—Attacked Government.
2004-2014—Attacked Opposition.
2014-__: Attacking Government.

Ready Edits…
NDA landslide due to…
MGB landslide due to…
NDA thrashed due to…
MGB thrashed due to…
Intolerance won due to…
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ won due to…

Waqt ne kiya kya haseen sitam…
1975…
Nitish and Laloo fighting Indira during Emergency.
Chaalis saal baad…
Nitish and Laloo fighting with Indira’s daughter-in-law claiming Emergency-like situation.

Before an election which is allegedly “ModizBiggestTest…
Itna shor kyun hai bhai?
After he wins the election…
Itna sannata kyun hai bhaaya?

Akhilesh and Mamata meet and say …
Let’s ruin our States’ law and order even further and then Modi will really get it from the media!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Intolerant Modi.
Congress tolerated dynastic succession, sycophancy, mediocrity, scams, poverty, stupidity, Pakistan, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬…

2004 Lok Sabha elections—Sonia 145 seats. Vajpayee 138.
Intellectuals—Sonia has right to rule!
2014—Modi 282. Sonia 44.
Intellectuals—Modi has no right to rule!

Instead of ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬, why not write a protest book?
A—Well for one nobody would read it and two we wouldn’t get an award in this climate of intolerance, now would we?

A billion words spent on “My words have been silenced”.
“Intolerance is rising” say the few hundred intolerant jokers who have been tolerated for no rhyme or reason for decades.

2002-11—What about Godhra?
2012—What about Advani?
2013—What about acceptance?
2014—What about 31%?
2015—What about intolerance?
2016—What about__?

Intellectuals…
Laloo—Caste!
Wah wah!
Sonia—Dynasty!
Wah wah!
Kejri—Anarchy!
Wah wah!
Modi—Development!
Chal hat! Pata nahin kahan se aaya!

Released successfully in 2015…
The Intolerables.
Successfully playing in all TV studios all across India.
Nautanki performed by 30+ writers.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
Will mourn if a PM promising governance wins.
Will celebrate wildly if a nepotistic casteist corrupt Jungle Raj convict wins.
‪#‎BiharPolls‬

Time is ripe for an Intolerance App that tells the intolerance levels of the world, country, State, city… at any given point of time.

Whenever people start getting tired of Modi, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ start a campaign that gets him tonnes of sympathy.

Beauty Queen = I want world peace.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ Drama Queen = I want to end intolerance in India.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ ‪#‎IntolerantLiberals‬

Hollywood trilogy…
Batman Begins.
The Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight Rises.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ trilogy…
2013: Communalism Begins.
2014: The Intolerance.
2015: The Intolerance Rises.

1. ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ ‪#‎Fail‬
2. ‪#‎ModisBiggestTest‬ #Fail
3. ‪#‎IntoleranceRisingUnderModi‬ #Fail
4. ???

#‎AdarshLiberal‬ 1: Say the three magic words!
#AdarshLiberal 2: India is intolerant!
#AdarshLiberal 1: Awww!!!!

Meanwhile, Twitter dealing with InTROLLerance.

2000s: First IT Revolution (Information Technology).
2015: Second IT Revolution (InTolerance).

Q: Sir you’re great.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Q: Sir you’re wonderful.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Q: Sir intolerance is rising.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Banner headline: Celebrity says intolerance is rising!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Happiest is Pranabda.
Sonia has to keep taking appointment and marching to meet him.
For the first time ever Indian President > Congress President.

Sonia has been Congress President for a whopping 17 years running.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬: Too less! Too less!
Modi has been Prime Minister for over a year.
#AdarshLiberals: Too much! Too much!

Just a matter of time before Indian Intolerance Institute is launched with Sonia as its head and funded by… well funding will be a problem now won’t it?

Durbar usually applies to the ruler.
This is the first time where the opposition leader has such a widespread durbar.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ‪#‎Sonia‬

#‎AdarshLiberals‬: Sonia tolerated us. Modi is not tolerating us. So we are right about intolerance.
Point!

Nehru ‪#‎CommieBharoAndolan‬
Indira ‪#‎JailBharoAndolan‬
Sanjay ‪#‎MaaroPeetoAndolan‬
Sonia ‪#‎UPAscamAndolan‬
Finally Nayantara does her family proud…
‪#‎AwardWapsiAndolan‬

Congress (Intolerance).
Intolerant National Congress.
Indira/Sonia Gandh(i)ntolerant.

Pappu—The man who has given more political speeches than he has grey cells in his brain.

From 1947-2014 a Nehru-Gandhi Dynast was either a Prime Minister or Prime Minister-in-waiting.
This is the first time ever that’s not so.
Hence the panic.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ are missing the tinpotelarance of the tin pot dictator who ruled from 2004-14.

Mahatma pointed to Lutyens Delhi and said, “Motilal, hum Dynasty wahin banayenge!”

Abki baari Atal Bihari.
—Advani.
Abki baari Modi Baahari.
—Amit Shah.
Abki baari Sonia Baahari.
—Nitish.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

BJP in Centre = Blame BJP.
BJP in Opposition = Blame BJP.
BJP in State = Blame BJP.
BJP in State Opposition = Blame BJP.
BJP nowhere in the picture = Still allege BJP!

The curious case of the Beef Ban…
Demanded by Tilak.
Promised by Mahatma.
Guaranteed by Nehru.
Implemented by Congress Chief Ministers.
Blamed on Modi.

Modi has just entered the Guinness Book of World Records for maximum number of people exercising their FoS + FoE under a world leader.

Akhilesh and Mamata meet and say …
Let’s ruin our States’ law and order even further and then Modi will really get it from the media!

Sonia, MMS, Sibal, Khurshid, Shinde doing bad work… save them.
Modi, Sushma, Parrikar, Prabhu, Gadkari, Goyal doing good work… focus on statements of minor leaders.

Next time someone calls Modi a 31% PM, retort he’s a 200-million PM.
(Number of people who voted for NDA which had vote share of 38.5%)

For the first time in the history of global democracy, 200 million voted for one man.
A few hundred are trying to overturn that with a fake campaign.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Narendra Modi…
Turn Right.
Keep straight.

Manmohan Singh…
Turn Left.
Enter Silent Zone.

AB Vajpayee…
Turn Right.
Turn Left.
Turn Right again.
Wear (gas) mask to protect yourself.

IK Gujral…
Drive straight to India International Centre and park car.

HD Deve Gowda…
Put off engine and sleep at the wheel.

Narasimha Rao…
Turn sharp right.
Pause and meditate.
Turn a bit left.
Pause and meditate again.

Chandrashekhar…
Put on the engine and storm out of the car.

VP Singh…
Make a lot of noise.
Drive to a short distance and get out.

Rajiv Gandhi…
Go full speed ahead and crash straight into a tree.
Seat belt saves you but the car is busted.

Indira Gandhi…
Keep turning left non-stop and if the driving instructor objects, put him in jail.

Charan Singh…
Car locked.
No driving.

Jawaharlal Nehru…
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Descendants and supporters keep turning left and in effect drive around in circles till this very day.

© Sunil Rajguru