After retirement he can build the MS Dhoni Museum of Victory Stumps.
Dhoni must have seen Miandad’s last ball sixer at Sharjah 1986 as a small kid and vowed…
“I will avenge this a 100 times over!”
Overs 41-50 are called the Death Overs in ODIs.
Dhoni is the King of Death.
If the openers won’t get you, Kohli will.
If Kohli won’t get you, Rahane-Raina will.
Aur agar sab gaye tel lene, toh Dhoni hi akela kaafi hai.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
When a fake story of a PM wearing a Rs 10 lakh suit came, tremendous outrage.
When a real story came of a PM causing a loss of Rs 2 lakh crore—well that’s OK!
Corrupt (adjective): Having or showing a willingness to act dishonestly in return for money or personal gain.
(Sticking on to PM’s chair = Personal gain.)
Usage: Manmohan Singh is corrupt to the core.
CWG scam—Off with Kalmadi!
2G scam—Off with Raja!
Coalgate—Err… ummm… the Coal Minister/Prime Minister is such a sweet fellow na?
Bolo Manmohan beta, C for Coalgate.
Manmohan: Nahin! C for Clean chit from madam. So there!
Pahele chori. (UPA2’s Coalgate, 2G, CWG, etc etc etc)
Fir seena zori. (#MarchForManmohan #IStandWithMMS)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Whether they have 0 or 28 or 67/70 seats, their entertainment value is 100/100.
#AAPBreakUp
2013: Kejriwal quit in 49 days.
2015: Everyone else will quit within 49 days.
There were chain letters.
There were chain emails.
The current rage in AAP is chain stings.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Ref 1: When Bangla kicked Eng out of the World Cup.
Ref 2: Casablanca.
England’s reaction…
We’ll always have the Ashes!
Bangladesh to England…
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”
Fan: Why are we such a lousy ODI team?
ECB: Round up the usual suspects.
Fan: Where were you in 1992?
Team: That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.
Fan: Will I see you in 2019?
Team: I never make plans that far ahead.
English fan to team after elimination…
Not an easy day to forget.I remember every detail. The Bangladeshis wore green, you wore blue.
To the future…
You know how you sound? Like a man who’s trying to convince himself of something he doesn’t believe in his heart.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Ref: Bangladesh versus England.
Angrezo ne India ke tukde tukde kar diye,
fir cricket main har tukde se haara England.
#India + #Pakistan + #Bangladesh = (Tiguna Lagaan)
England may be a great Test team, but they have just been bestowed the minnow status in ODIs.
Who is more pathetic?
a) India in overseas Tests.
b) West Indies in all Tests.
c) South Africa in knockout matches.
d) Pakistan when it decides to self-destruct.
e) England in ODI World Cups.
Ye kaisi paheli hai?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Yogendra Yadav-Prashant Bhushan…
2013—We are fighting the tyranny of UPA2.
2014—We are fighting the tyranny of Fascist Modi.
2015—We are fighting the tyranny of our honourable Supreme Leader.
Aam Aadmi–>Senior Aam Aadmi–>Chief Aam Aadmi–>Khaas Aadmi–>Honourable Supreme Leader.
(Meanwhile YoYa and PrBh demoted to Junior Aam Aadmis)
Wait for Pappu to take over, then those sidelined from the BJP, AAP and Congress can launch the ABCD Party—AAP BJP Congress Discards.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru