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Mainstream media is dead musings…

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Julian Assange takes his revenge on both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
That’s how all the good journalists used to be once upon a time.

1974.
All the President’s Men = Journalists go after President’s men.
2016.
All the President’s Men = Journalists are the President’s men.

Hillary Dillary sat on the wall,
Hillary Dillary had a great fall,
All the Prez’s spinsters and all the Prez’s men,
Couldn’t put Hillary together again.

Time for a sequel to The Fifth Estate on the 2016 US Presidential elections.

There is only one thing that keeps the mainstream media alive.
Not news.
Not analysis.
Not integrity.
Not right predictions.
Just 3 letters…
ads

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

“Trump is President!” musings…

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Trump + Social Media + Republican/Independent voters
beat
Republican leaders + Democrats + Media + Leftists + Intellectuals + Globalists + Liberals + Social Media owners

The Dynasty slayer…
Ended the Bush Dynasty in the Primaries.
Ended the Clinton Dynasty in the finals.

Hillary…
Love Trumps Hate.
Trump…
Trump Trumps Trump Haters and I’m Loving it!

Repeat of 2014.
Trump Haters.
Trump Industry.
#BlowToTrump
Media + Intellectuals + Leftists + Liberals versus Trump.
Will result be the same?

Hillary…
You shall get your comeuppance!
Voters…
You shall get your Trumppence!

Somewhere in between Modi’s demonetization and Trump’s march, England won the toss and elected to bat against India in some Test match.

Most powerful political slogan in the world because it always works…
#AbkiBaarModiSarkaar
#AbkiBaarCameronSarkaar
#AbkiBaarTrumpSarkaar

Think it over…
Every single US President from 1789-2016 has been a male with at least one white parent.
Every one of them!

Bill Clinton: Baby Boomer Generation.
Barack Obama: African American Generation.
Donald Trump: Reality TV Generation.

Trump’s #DrainTheSwamp speech was far far superior to Obama’s #YesWeCan speech.
It may just have clinched the election for Trump.

In today’s democracy, he who has the most offline listeners and online followers will win.
How difficult is that to understand?

US Presidential polls.
It was actually Sonia + Lalu + Kejri on one side and Trump on the other.

Clinton News Network
British Broadcasting Clinton
Clintonomist
AtlantiClinton
Clinton Times/Post
Guardian of the Clintons
InClintonDependent

Hillary was never popular.
Never the front-runner.
Never the favourite.
She was a stooge propped up by the establishment.

2001—Became Senator thanks to Bill.
2008—Failed to be Prez candidate.
2009—Made Secy of State by Obama.
2016—Made candidate by DNC.
Nothing on her own.
#Hillary

#2016Trump is more popular than #2008Obama.
Mainstream media magnified the latter.
It minimized the former.

Moral of the story.
Never trust the mainstream media.
Story…
#Modi to #Trump via #Brexit

#AdarshLiberals were planning #AwardWapsi over NDTV ban or Trump victory, but #NoteWapsi superseded everything

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Modi is a dictator dictator dictator

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#AccheDin for FoS
Before the Prime Minister was petrified of speaking.
Today thousands are screaming and shouting nonsense at the Prime Minister 24X7.

Spot the difference.
During Emergency thousands were arrested and tortured without trial.
Today thousands are attacking Modi 24X7 with outright lies.

Left-wing Sonia still pushing her Left-wing agenda backed by Left-wing media, Left-wing politicians and Left…
Why label only “Right-wing”?

They attacked him non-stop from 2002-14.
Helped him get a landslide.
Good they are attacking 2014-16.
Great chances for 2019.
#ModiHaters

India under Modi is heading towards dictatorship says the woman who runs her party like an absolute dictator.
#Mayawati #BSP #UPPolls

Curious…
Media petrified to attack Sonia, she rules party ruthlessly.
Media petrified to attack Hillary, she rules party ruthlessly.
Media: Modi and Trump are Hitlers!

Emergency 1 lasted for 635 days for thousands of newspapers and magazines.
Emergency 2 will last for 1 day for 1/tens of thousands of news outlets.

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Raj karega Pappu

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Sonia to stay President.
Pappu to be Working President.
Priyanka may well become Non-working President.
Robert President-in-law.

In their twenties…
Motilal—Sole breadwinner of family.
Jawaharlal—Freedom fighter.
Sanjay—Virtual dictator of India.
Pappu—Still struggling in his forties.

If Congress goes from 45 to 90 seats in 2019, there will be hundreds of banner headlines all over of how miraculous Pappu doubles tally.

Congress is always ruthless.
Destroys its enemies.
BJP is always confused.
Tries to “Love Thy Enemy”.

100 years of dynasty…
1919: Motilal first Congress President.
2019: Pappu last Congress President after general elections.

Hearing from late 1990s…
Priyanka entering politics.
From early 2010s…
Pappu becoming Congress President.
At all times…
Sonia is unhappy.

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Kejri and Delhi’s problems

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Huge money wasted on ads✔
Garbage pile-ups✔
Record air pollution✔
Absentee indifferent CM✔
Focus on trivial issues✔
Zero planning✔
#5SaalKejri

#NewsKiDukaan
Before.
Kya news chahiye? Politics? Sports? National? Foreign?
Now…
Kya opinion chahiye? Anti-Modi? Anti-Modi Strong/Lite? Pro-Kejri? Pro-Pappu?

Are you more worried about PM 2.5 or PM 10?
Kejri: I am more worried about PM 2.0.
Eh! What’s that?
Kejri: I will not let the current PM get a 2nd term.Odd/Even may not be enough.
May have to opt for daily Odd+even scheme.
Every day both odd and even vehicles be kept off the roads.
#Delhi

Congress scrapped #OROP. BJP implemented it.
Pappu spin…
Congress backed OROP. BJP haven’t implemented it.
Validated by Kejri, Pappu’s political twin.
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Modi ✔ #OROP, Pappu-Kejri ✖ but asked for proof…

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Modi is the only Indian to be attacked, rubbished, vilified and demonized for working and actually delivering the goods.
#OROP

Defence procurement speeded up.
Army given free hand, #SurgicalStrike.
#OROP implemented.
#AdarshLiberals: Sparta! Modi is anti-Army!

Empty vessels make much noise.
Kejri is the emptiest vessel in India and hence makes maximum noise.

Mind-boggling spin.
Indira scraps #OROP.
Rajiv does nothing.
Sonia does nothing.
Modi implements #OROP.
Gets royally demonized for it.

Modi attacks his enemies failures.
His enemies attack Modi’s successes.
#OROP

Muslims in fear.
Churches under attack.
Dalits targeted.
Beef bans.
Servicemen woes…
Began only after 2014.
India was paradise from 1947-2014.

When Modi achieves India’s 100% electrification, he’ll be attacked for all electrical injuries, late night TV watching, high power bills…

Kejri-Pappu.
Kaam kaaj to kuch hai nahin.
Bas Bharat Darshan karo aur halla karo.

Tomorrow Pappu will walk on a highway built by the Government and claim there is no highway.
Kejri will ask for proof and flee without waiting for an answer.

2011—They ranted and raved against the worst politicians.
2016—They have surpassed those worst politicians to become the new mud standard.

Fake leaders.
Fake in government.
Fake causes.
Fake even as an Opposition.
#Congress #PoliticsOfDeath #KhoonKiDalali

#OROP
Congress = One Raag Only Pappu.
AAP = One Rut Only PM.

Priyanka-Robert have Lutyens’ bungalow & SPG despite doing nothing.
Pappu has paraphernalia beyond common MP.
One Family One Lifelong Pension.

Senior Leader of Opposition = Kejri.
Junior Leader of Opposition = Pappu.

Mahatma Gandhi went to jail for a cause.
Pappu Gandhi went to jail for #AdarshLiberals’ applause.

Funny.
Anti Army Party and Anti OROP Party screaming the loudest.
#OROPSucidePolitics

#Kejri.
Doing work for Delhi = 0%.
Commenting on everything that doesn’t concern him = 100%.
#OROP

#Pappu
Part time politician.
Time pass politics.
#Kejri
Full time nautanki.
Faltu politics.

#Kejri
2015: I promise this, this, that, that… sun, moon… falana dhimkana…
2020: Since I did none of that, same promises.

2 years after 2014, many successes.
5 years after 2011, still no Lokpal.
#Kejri

Greatest case of intolerance ever is still that which #AdarshLiberals show for Modi’s good work.
#OROP

These versions by Sunil Rajguru