Mainstream media is dead musings…

Julian Assange takes his revenge on both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
That’s how all the good journalists used to be once upon a time.

All the President’s Men = Journalists go after President’s men.
All the President’s Men = Journalists are the President’s men.

Hillary Dillary sat on the wall,
Hillary Dillary had a great fall,
All the Prez’s spinsters and all the Prez’s men,
Couldn’t put Hillary together again.

Time for a sequel to The Fifth Estate on the 2016 US Presidential elections.

There is only one thing that keeps the mainstream media alive.
Not news.
Not analysis.
Not integrity.
Not right predictions.
Just 3 letters…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Real Wars on Terror…

Corruption = Financial Terrorism.

Wah wah WikiLeaks whistleblower, khoob kaha!

Pakistan = Centre of Terrorism.

US = Centre of Diplomatic Terrorism.

India = Centre of Financial Terrorism.

Berlusconi = Centre of Sexual Terrorism.

And Nobody’s really fighting against these Wars on Terror.

This version By Sunil Rajguru

Random Thoughts 24

• Old age saying: Walls have ears.
New age saying: Firewalls have ears.
(The WikiLeaks effect)

• Let’s have just 6 months in a year from now on…
That way you’ll live twice as long and be hopeful that your luck will change every 6 months instead of every 12.

• A million websites and nothing to read…

• Indian batsmen are like lemmings.
If one commits suicide in an innings, all the others feel compelled to follow.

© Sunil Rajguru

2010 Sify Columns

The year VVIP privacy was finally breached
WikiLeaks, Radia, Twitter… have changed the rules
29 December, 2010,

The Year the Congress Party Lost its Mojo
Instead of becoming stronger, it became weaker in 2010.
25 December, 2010,

The year Indian media lost its virginity
This has definitely been the annus horibilis for Indian media.
24 December, 2010,

Congress versus BJP: Spot the difference
The two parties are like twins separated at birth…
21 December, 2010,

But why are you surprised over the Radia Tapes?
Do you really think you can stop journalists from lobbying…
26 November, 2010,

It’s still bouquets for Pak & brickbats for India
Nothing much has changed despite Obama’s visit
12 November, 2010,

In defence of the Commonwealth Games
The games are good… the execution is bad…
August 12, 2010

Wanted: A Berlin Wall for India and Pakistan
Indo-Pak talks always go nowhere
July 23, 2010

The dream Indian football needs
How it will become more popular than cricket
June 11, 2010