The decline of the Socialist Liberal Intellectual Media Ecosystem or SLIME…

berlin-1594352_640Karl Marx gave a hopeless utopia called Communism in 1848 which was a dead duck on arrival. It was made a powerful zombie which goes around biting people to this very day. China went Capitalist in 1978 and the USSR collapsed in 1991. Other Communist States simply converted themselves to dictatorships.

However it is still kept alive as an ideology and those who follow it use the euphemism Socialist to describe themselves. These Socialists live by Capitalism but talk only Socialism. Capitalism gives them big bucks, five star dinners, first class air travel, sponsors their children’s foreign education, but they still rubbish Capitalism and propagate Communism under the garb of Socialism. And of course they still wait for the Socialist/Communist zombie apocalypse.

The next cog in the wheel is a Liberal which is a contradiction.  The Communist ideology is murderous authoritarian rigid and probably an opposite of the word Liberal. Yet the Liberals support the ideology (not directly though).

The Liberals are also the most intolerant of all species and they support only their own Freedom of Speech and will not let any other opinion flourish.

Then there is the so called Intellectual and nobody really knows who gave him that title. They pretend to be the real experts but all they do is propound a Communist Liberal ideology as espoused by the above. This species is the stupidest of the lot and gets regularly exposed in cyberspace.

These three have the full backing of the mainstream Media and together they form a very powerful Ecosystem called the Socialist Liberal Intellectual Media Ecosystem or SLIME. SLIME has been calling the shots for decades.

SLIME decides which politician should rise or fall.

SLIME decides which cause should be taken up or not.

SLIME defines abuse from its side as freedom of speech and all criticism as trolling.

SLIME hates Social Media and wants it banned. It has to stay on it because it knows how powerful it is.

SLIME thrives in the offline world and is being thrashed in the online world.

SLIME is abusive in the offline world and gets away with it.

SLIME is abusive in the online world but doesn’t get away with it. In fact it dubs its critics as trolls, gets accounts suspended and screams from the rooftops that online abuse should end.

In 2014 in India SLIME told you that an incompetent heir apparent who was the son of the worst politician India had ever produced was the best choice.

The people went for the “Fascist” rival.

You see they worship Mao and Stalin who together led to the death of more than 100 million, but call anyone who disagrees with them a Hitler.

In 2015 SLIME told you that Brexit was prime evil.

The people embraced the “Fascist” choice.

In 2016 in America SLIME told you that the biggest establishment crook ever was the best choice.

The people went for the “Fascist” rival.

So…

…the people of the most powerful country in the world…

…the people of the world’s largest democracy…

…the people of what was once the greatest empire of the world…

…have collectively thrashed them.

Their lies don’t work in cyberspace anyway.

So the SLIME is finally on the decline.

© Sunil Rajguru

Mainstream media is dead musings…

Julian Assange takes his revenge on both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
That’s how all the good journalists used to be once upon a time.

1974.
All the President’s Men = Journalists go after President’s men.
2016.
All the President’s Men = Journalists are the President’s men.

Hillary Dillary sat on the wall,
Hillary Dillary had a great fall,
All the Prez’s spinsters and all the Prez’s men,
Couldn’t put Hillary together again.

Time for a sequel to The Fifth Estate on the 2016 US Presidential elections.

There is only one thing that keeps the mainstream media alive.
Not news.
Not analysis.
Not integrity.
Not right predictions.
Just 3 letters…
ads

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

If you still believe the media, then the joke is on you…

They said Trump wasn’t a serious candidate.
He was!

They said Trump would withdraw from the Republican race.
He didn’t!

They said he couldn’t win a Republican nomination.
He got it!

They said the Republican leaders would stop his nomination.
They couldn’t.

They said there was no chance he could even compete against Hillary.
He won!

Elsewhere in the world…

They said Cameron was on his way out.
Miliband left instead!

They said there’s no way Brexit could happen.
Brexit happened with Cameronexit!

They said Netanyahu was a dead duck.
He got a second life!

In India…

They said Modi would lose 2002.
He won!

They said he would lose 2007.
He won!

They said BJP would never make him PM candidate.
They did!

They said he wouldn’t get allies.
They flocked!

They said he would never get 272.
He did!

They said he wouldn’t be able to operate in Lutyens Delhi.
He’s flourishing!

Now they say that Trump will be a disastrous President.
For this reason alone I think Trump will do a decent job.

© Sunil Rajguru

Random mainstream media musings…

If Arnab joins Bigg Boss, then the first person he will evict is Salman.

Sad fact…
Tens of thousands of murders, rapes, suicides, thefts… per year.
Sadder fact…
Media cherry picks just one to further agenda.

Take any issue.
If 99% support Modi, simply give 99% coverage to the remaining 1%.
#OROP

Yesterday’s lead—Rs 3,000 crore drugs seized in Udaipur.
Second lead—27 more AAP MLAs get office of profit notice, total 48/67 may be disqualified.
Hence media went with #OROP, even though it’s already been implemented.

Headlines for 2019…
#BlowToModi, he’ll will lose #BiggestTest.
India Model has failed.
Malnutrition skyrockets.
Kejri-Pappu great hopes.

Most encounters…
Pre-2000
Punjab under Congress.
Mumbai under Congress.
Post-2000
UP under SP/BSP.
Solution: Focus only on BJP States.

According to sources*.
*Before=Real cultivated insider.
Then=That’s the rumour.
Now=I just made it up!
#NewsIndustry

Narendra Modi’s combined lifetime media coverage (bouquets and brickbats) has crossed that received by Mahatma Gandhi, Nehru and Indira.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

How Modi almost lost the 2019 general elections, but pulled back just in time!

When Narendra Modi became Prime Minister in 2014, the first task he said to himself is, “I have to finish all my enemies for good.” So he promptly threw the national damaad Robert Vadra in jail and even opened up files regarding Priyanka Vadra’s multiple DINs and allocation of a Lutyens bungalow for her.

Modi then went full steam ahead in the National Herald case and also the AgustaWestland scam. That was enough to throw Congress President Sonia Gandhi into jail with a non-bailable warrant.

Former Prime Minister Manmohan Singh was investigated thoroughly in both 2G and Coalgate. P Chidambaram many allegations were also looked into. Both were summarily arrested.

Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi decided he couldn’t take the heat anymore and so he abdicated and took a permanent vacation to Spain. Old fogies like Digvijay Singh and Mani Shankar Aiyar realized their game was up and sank into comfortable retirement.

Next in line was the mainstream media. All major media houses were investigated for financial irregularities, Income Tax evasion, foreign exchange violations, links with Pakistani sources and anything else you could think of.

As a result dozens of media moguls and senior editors were thrown in jail with extremely dim prospects. Activists and NGOs all across India found themselves totally starved of all support and faded into oblivion. The powerful Lutyens Club of the nation’s capital was finally busted and the so-called liberals and intellectuals finally decided to keep their mouths shut for good.

Modi surveyed his domain and realized that he was the sole dictator and there was absolutely no Opposition. And he was pleased. Fascist dictator they said! Fascist dictator they got!

However after that things did not go exactly as planned.

The Congress party elected Jyotiraditya Scindia as their President and Sachin Pilot as their Vice President. The remaining old fogies couldn’t take it anymore and all the deadwood was finally jettisoned from the Grand Old Party.

This duo rejuvenated the party big time and all the State units were in turn galvanized. All the party’s young talent came to the fore and as a result they started attracting youngsters all over the country.

All the anti-Modi forces realized that in the post-Pappu era, the Congress finally had a chance of winning and flocked to the revamped party. In a few years nobody recognized it anymore as it became a brand new party simply brimming with new ideas and new talent.

The mainstream media meanwhile was also purged and the new breed of editors decided to do some honest and serious journalism for a change. So instead of indulging in blind meaningless Modi-bashing 24X7 as their predecessors had done, they started doing prim and proper investigative stories.

That ended in exposing a lot of so called stalwarts of the saffron party and Team Modi suddenly looked very vulnerable. They also punched many valid holes in many of his schemes and plans.

Twitter India which had got totally bored of Modi’s unchallenged domain and was discussing Bollywood, food fashion and cricket returned to politics with a bang. They jumped into the bandwagon and started taking all these issues with great gusto. Suddenly Modi’s 22 million odd followers seemed like a liability.

So in the end the New Congress, the New Mainstream Media and even a good part of the social media got together and launched a blistering attack on Modi’s Prime Ministership with cold facts and great ideas for a change.

As a result Modi got a heavy drubbing in the 2019 general elections and found his political career as good as dead…

Then Modi got up in a cold sweat fresh from this nightmare and vowed not to take any concrete action against Congress leaders and his enemies in the mainstream media and make sure they were all alive and kicking in the 2019 elections.

In fact they were his best bet of securing a second term!

Thanks to their intensely vitriolic 14-year attack he had won the 2002, 2007 and 2014 elections in style. He probably needed them more than he needed them!

In fact during the Delhi Assembly elections, Team Modi members had engaged too much with the media and were seen on all the channels all the time. That led to Modi’s first ever electoral drubbing in his entire life.

For Bihar the most reliable pollster Chanakya was giving the NDA close to two-thirds on the upper side making them rank favourites. The final blow came when NDTV declared them victors in their exit polls! Imagine Modi and NDTV on the same side! Sacrilege! No wonder they got plastered in Bihar too and a convict like Lalu romped home!

Modi wasn’t really used to being the favourite and thrived as an underdog. He had to get back to ignoring the media and being hated and attacked by the media. He took steps accordingly. He just had to make sure that Subramanian Swamy wouldn’t throw Sonia and Pappu in jail before 2019 and he was appeased with a Rajya Sabha seat.

And Modi and media lived happily ever after!