Category Archives: Indian Politics

AAP: The party with a difference…

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Arrogance of Congress
+ Infighting of BJP
+ Violence of SP
+ Ego of Mayawati
+ Ideology of CPM
+ Nautanki of Laloo
+ Modus operandi of MNS
= AAP

The ABC of Indian politics…
AAP. BJP. Congress.
Where…
Congress = Ruling party.
BJP = Principal opposition.
AAP = Famous without a reason.

If the AAP got one vote for every sound bite across hundreds of channels day in and day out, then Kejriwal would easily become Prime Minister.

Jo darr gaya,
samjho mar gaya.
—Gabbar Singh in Sholay 1975.
Jo dharna gaya,
samjho AAP mar gaya.
—Gabbar Kejriwal in Sholay 2014.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Stuck like a broken record…

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Q: What are your strengths?
Kejriwal: These are the weaknesses of the other parties.

Q: Why should we vote for you?
Kejriwal: This is why you shouldn’t vote for the other parties.

Q: What are your ideas to improve India?
Kejriwal: This is how the other parties are destroying India.

Q: What are your ideas to improve the economy?
Kejriwal: Mukesh Ambani is controlling the economy through crony capitalism.

Q: What action will you take against Bharti?
Kejriwal: What action will the Centre take against Delhi Police?

Q: List your achievements in Delhi.
Kejriwal: Here is a list of corrupt political leaders throughout the great country.

Q: Why should we make you Prime Minister?
Kejriwal: This is why Narendra Modi should never be Prime Minister.

Q: What is your name?
Kejriwal: His name is Narendra Modi.

Q: What is your party’s name?
Kejriwal: BJP is a communal party.

© Sunil Rajguru

2014 main governance gaya tel lene…

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Shut the city! I want to save my vigilante minister.
—Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

Shut the State! I hate my own party.
— Chief Minister Kiran Reddy.

I’ll release the killers of a Prime Minister and launch my campaign to be Prime Minister.
—Jayalalitha.

Uttar Pradesh burning? So just make me Prime Minister!
—Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Many crimes against women in West Bengal? Just make a woman Prime Minister!
—Mamata Banerjee.

Shut the State! I want to be Prime Minister.
— Chief Minister Nitish Kumar.

© Sunil Rajguru

The A to Z of the Aam Aadmi (Party)…

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Anarchic Aadmi.

Bhagoda Aadmi.

Congress se samarthan lene waala Aadmi.

Dharna karne waala Aadmi.

“Everybody is corrupt” bolne waala Aadmi.

Fighting fighting fighting Aadmi.

Gaali dene wala Aadmi.

His exalted highness Aadmi.

I, me aur main waala Aadmi.

Jokes ke viruddh Aadmi.

Khaas Aadmi.

Law break karne waala Aadmi.

Media ka created Aadmi.

Nautanki Aadmi.

Oonche mahalo main rahane waala Aadmi.

Press conferences waala Aadmi.

Question pe questions thokne waala Aadmi.

Racist Aadmi.

Subsidy dene waala Aadmi.

Topi pahanane waala Aadmi.

Uganda ke viruddh Aadmi.

Vigilante Aadmi.

Waampatti Aadmi.

Xtra clean Aadmi.

Yesteryears ke policies waala Aadmi.

Zabardast gusse waala Aadmi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#IndianNavySubmarineDisasters

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Mishaps since 2013—Naval chief resigns.
Mishap Defence Minister since 2006—Chalta Hai.
Biggest mishap Prime Minister since 1947—#TheekHai.

India is stuck with an idiot in Defence Minister’s uniform and a puppet in Prime Minister’s uniform.

1971: Just one Indian Navy ship lost in war.
2014: Indian Government’s indifference, incompetence and inertia may wreak greater havoc.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Shinde wanted to crush free speech…

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Shinde: I will crush electronic media!
<Backlash!!!>
Shinde: Now what!
Advisor: Sir, email = electronic mail.
Shinde: Genius! I meant social media!

What Shinde actually wanted to say…
I want to crush media (all of it)!
I want to crush Modi!
I want to crush RSS/BJP!
But I know we will be crushed in 2014!

Shinde: I will crush you!
Kejriwal: Total paid media!
I&B Ministry: We will unplug you!
Sonia: I am unhappy!
Modi: Hehehe, aap ko ye inaam mila inse mujhe barso tak attack karne ke liye?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru