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More #‎SoniaRahulHazirHo‬ #NationalHeraldScam musings…

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If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament.
Headline will be…
BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India.

Herald a new dawn for National pride!

Congress most consistent party.
Arrogant in power.
Arrogant in Opposition.
Arrogant throwing people in jail.
Arrogant while going to jail.

Congress President ashamed by appearing in court.
Premier newspaper headline has snatches of … “Cong celebrates” “tears into Modi” and “vendetta”.
Welcome to La La Land!

If and when Sonia is convicted, Congress will demand a Bharat Ratna for her supreme struggle against vendetta and intolerance.

The party which threw thousands in jail without a trial is frothing at the mouth at just the beginning of a simple sessions court trial.

#‎Bail‬ ho ya ‪#‎Jail‬,
Congressi bolega ‪#‎Hail‬,
Aam junta bolega ‪#‎Fail‬,
Hai in the Congress coffin final ‪#‎Nail‬,
End of ‪#‎Tale‬.

Sad times.
Court summoning is a triumph against vendetta.
Bail is a triumph.
No matter what sordid deed you do, it’s a triumph.

If becoming an accused and appearing in court is so noble then I guess most Congress leaders won’t mind following that path in the years to come.

The four stages…
1. Indian National Congress (Freedom movement).
2. Indian National Congress (Political party).
3. Congress (Indira).
4. Congress (Sonia).

C
O
Nehru-Motilal-Jawaharlal
Gandhi-Indira-Priyanka
Rajiv-Rahul-Robert
E
Sanjay
Sonia
C,O,E—Reserved for future generations.

Instead of fighting for 2019, the Congress is still fuming over 2014.

Indira comeback vs Sonia comeback…
Then: Indira most popular.
Now: Modi most popular.
Then: Indira 153 Lok Sabha seats.
Now: Sonia 45 seats.
Then: Jail without case.
Now: Solid case first.

GST to unko hataana hi tha,
‪#‎NationalHerald‬ to sirf ek bahana hi tha.
‪#‎LetParliamentWork‬

Whether Pappu decides to go to jail or not will be decided solely on whether Tihar has TV with Chhotta Bheem or not.

“I am the law”…
—
1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#SwamyTheGladiator musings…

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Woh press conferences main pareshaan karte rahe,
hum courts main kaam karte rahe.
—Swamy on Kejri.

The Curious Case of Subramanian Swamy…
Friend of Rajiv, enemy of Sonia.
Friend of Modi, enemy of Vajpayee.
Both friend and enemy of Jaya.
Both ally and enemy of Hegde.

FYI.
Subramanian Swamy has attacked Vajpayee (BJP), Hegde (JD), Raja (DMK), Jaya (ADMK) and many media figures apart from Congress leaders.

Swamy is a stooge of Modi allege a 1000 stooges of Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

They will blame Modi till the end of time…

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Welcome to La La Land.
Court finds no evidence to even charge Modi.
He’s guilty!
Sonia is an accused.
She’s triumphant!
Lalu is a convict.
He’s our hero!

Why doesn’t Modi file defamation suits against all those who abuse him 24X7?
If he did that then he’d be in court every working day of the year!

Celebrity: “Don’t vote for Modi” “Don’t vote for Modi…” x∞
Hey wait! You can’t say “Don’t watch my film”/”Don’t buy my book”!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Jaago mat! So jao, warna big bad wolf aa jaayega!

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A long time ago in a faraway place there lived a boy who was given charge of taking care of the sheep. Since there was no-one to watch him, he craved attention and so he starting screaming and shouting that a big bad wolf was charging towards the sheep.
The people came in full numbers and saw that there was no wolf. They told everyone else the story anyway.

The second time he starting screaming and shouting that a big bad wolf was charging towards the sheep. The people came again in full numbers and saw that there was no wolf. They told everyone else the story anyway.

The third time he starting screaming and shouting that a big bad wolf was charging towards the sheep. The people came again in full numbers and saw that there was no wolf. They told everyone else the story anyway.

The fourth time…

The fifth …

The…

(This continued for years on end)

The End.

Note:
Boy = Sri Sri Yugpurush.
Sheep = Electorate of Delhi.
People = TV channels.

(This spoof by Sunil Rajguru)

Manmohan Singh and Narendra Modi are same to same…

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Manmohan and Modi did the same number of foreign trips in a year.
The former’s trips were just formalities however.

Manmohan and Modi gave the same number of official speeches in a year.
You just didn’t hear the former however.

Manmohan and Modi both worked in office all day.
The former just worked like a glorified clerk and not a CEO however.

Manmohan and Modi both didn’t take money.
The former allowed everyone else to take but.

Manmohan (2009) and Modi (2014) both won mandates for their party.
The former handed it on a platter to Pappu but.

Manmohan and Modi both sat on the nation’s highest chair.
The former handed over the authority to someone else but.

© Sunil Rajguru

The Kejri nautanki continues unabated…

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Priceless logic!
I will hire a corrupt official.
If that corruption is investigated, I will call the PM a psychopath and call his FM corrupt.

Accept unconditionally that Kejri is a dishonest power hungry man who used the anti-corruption plank to grab power and everything makes sense.

2012: Alternative to aam parties.
2013: Alternative to Sheila.
2014: Alternative to Modi.
2015: Alternative to Mogambo.
‪#‎CowardKejriwal‬

#‎CowardKejriwal‬ attacks the honest, hugs a convict, aligns with the corruptest party, selects MLAs who’ve been arrested and FIRed.

The support that Delhi’s Glorified Mayor and Crown Prince of the Failed Party get is simply mind-blowing.
‪#‎LetParliamentWork‬ ‪#‎CowardKejriwal‬

Before hiring someone, Kejri should have checked his background: Anna.
Arre baba had you checked Kejri’s background before hiring him, ye din nahin aate!

Anna Hazare ranted against bad political parties so much but ended up adding one more to the system.
‪#‎AAP‬

AAP makes its 123456th baseless allegation and will not follow it up because TV channels will give them great coverage.
‪#‎HitAndRun‬ ‪#‎AAPNautanki‬

Na khaoonga, na khaane doonga.
—Modi.
Na kaam karoonga, na kaam karne doonga.
—Congressman.
Na corruption hataunga, na hataane doonga.
—Sri Sri Yugpurush.

AAP.
Margdarshak Mandal from outside: YoYa, PrBh.
Virtual Chief Minister: Manish Sisodia.
Chief Activist and film critic: Sri Sri Yugpurush.

Sonia, Jaitley and Kejri are all darlings of the media.
If they all start fighting with each other then system overload ho jaayega.

At this rate Anna Hazare will launch August Kranti 2016 against Arvind Kejriwal.
Kiran Bedi could be the only consistent factor.

After August Kranti agitation…
Anna: Ye desh ke saath dhokhaghadi hua hai!
After ‪#‎CowardKejriwal‬’s latest theatrics…
Desh: Ye to hamaare saath dhokhaghadi hua hai!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru