A long time ago in a faraway place there lived a boy who was given charge of taking care of the sheep. Since there was no-one to watch him, he craved attention and so he starting screaming and shouting that a big bad wolf was charging towards the sheep.
The people came in full numbers and saw that there was no wolf. They told everyone else the story anyway.

The second time he starting screaming and shouting that a big bad wolf was charging towards the sheep. The people came again in full numbers and saw that there was no wolf. They told everyone else the story anyway.

The third time he starting screaming and shouting that a big bad wolf was charging towards the sheep. The people came again in full numbers and saw that there was no wolf. They told everyone else the story anyway.

The fourth time…

The fifth …

The…

(This continued for years on end)

The End.

Note:
Boy = Sri Sri Yugpurush.
Sheep = Electorate of Delhi.
People = TV channels.

(This spoof by Sunil Rajguru)