Due to inflation, the Million Dollar Question will now be called the Billion Dollar Question.
∙ At this rate in 2050, Who Wants to be a Millionaire? will imply: Who wants to be Poor?
∙ Dollar Diplomacy now implies cheap diplomacy.
∙ A Dollar Store is an empty store.
∙ Hence, kindly replace Dollar Dreams with Dollar Nightmares.
© Sunil Rajguru
West Asia peace going South… Middle East’s stuck in the middle… I ran away with the nukes… Israel ho gaya hai derail… Obama ka drama… Cameron’s off too… So’s Hillary Clintoff… Ali Khamenei’s brought them on their knees… Ahmadinejad’s jihad… Egypt’s easy no more… Obama’s Nobel Prize of Piece(s)… Belligerent Benjamin Netanyahu’s NoToNukes… Shimon Peace?… or political nuclear meltdown…
© Sunil Rajguru
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…based on the people who are calling the shots in the country…
P – Politicians
A – Army
K – Kashmiri Militants
I – ISI
S – Supreme Court
T – Taliban
A – America
N – Nuclear Scientists
This version by Sunil Rajguru
∙ Obama: Oh God! Enough of these hardships and burdens! Please show me the light and make my sufferings much less!
And God said… Let there be Republican primaries!
∙ Pak PM: And what kind of strange clock is this? Is it a Cuckoo Clock? Does it tell the time?
General: No! This is a Coupcoup Clock. It tells you when your time is up!
∙ Q: And why do you want Independence?
Scot: I don’t know! The whole world seems to be asking for it!
© Sunil Rajguru
∙ Ek haath se Tali(ban) nahin bajti.
Isiliye do haath chahiye: 1. Afghanistan Taliban chapter and 2. Pakistan Taliban chapter.
Ab dono milke poora region ka baja rahe hai.
(Tali to baj rahi hain, ab Taliban ka kaun bajayega?)
∙ From now on the BBC will stand for the Banned Broadcasting Corporation in Pakistan.
∙ The Pakistan government has also decided to ban the word “vice” from texting.
Henceforth, Short Messaging Service will be known as Short Messaging Ser.
∙ Pakistan na to India ka dost hai aur na to Afghanistan ka dost hai aur na to US ka dost hai aur ab latest NATO ka bhi dost nahin raha…
∙ Pakistan has banned Facebook and YouTube. They will now be coming out with a new website called Twofacedbook. The replacement for YouTube will be MeTube, where Me stands for Military eye.
© Sunil Rajguru
Pakistan is the drug addict. America is the drug.
Pak knows that the US is destroying it, but can’t do without it.
Or…
America is the drug addict. Pakistan is the drug.
The US knows that Pak is destroying it, but can’t do without it.
Whatever!
The US-Pak Barney song
Please sing to the tune of Barney…
I hate you,
You hate me,
We’re an alleged happy family,
With a great big deception,
And a threat from me to you,
Won’t you say you hate me too?
An old one…
US-Pak ties are like a terribly failed marriage where both parties are petrified of divorce.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru