SRK: My Name is Khan!
Shirish: Some Tees Maar Khan!
SRK: Chak De! Ek chaanta doonga rakh ke!
Shirish: Joker ban ke raha gaya hu...
Farah: Don’t worry, Main Hoo Na!
Gauri: Om Shanti Om.
Anna: Phakta Ek? Don-Teen lawayche hote na?
(Or even One 2 Ka 4!)
∙ Right now Shirish Kunder is thinking…
Agar main ek FIR file kar du, to it will become…
Ek mulk ki police SRK ka intezar kar rahi hai…
SRK ko pakadna mumkin hi nahi, aasan hoga…
© Sunil Rajguru
∙ If Mahesh Bhatt makes a romantic autobiographical film, will he call it Mohabhatt?
∙ Katrina Kaif is starring in the Indian version of Mission: Impossible.
Her Mission? To Act!
∙ Emraan Hashmi should just change his name to Emraan Kissme.
(And is his theme song… Don’t talk just kiss… ?)
∙ If Vidya means education, then does Vidya Balan now mean sex education?
© Sunil Rajguru
(Lokpal) Bill toda, hamara Dil toda… Bollywood spoofs on the Lokpal fiasco…
Bill Hain Ki Maanta Nahin… On the inability of the bill to be passed.
Bill To Paagal Hain… Sentiments of Laloo and Co.
Bill Toh Kaccha Hai Ji… The BJP’s reaction.
Bill Diya Dard Liya… The Congress lament.
Bill Bole Hadippa!… What optimists thought would happen…
Bill Kabaddi… What actually happened in the Rajya Sabha.
Hum Bill De Chuke Sanam… Congress washing its hands off saying they introduced it.
Rehnaa Hai Tere Bill Main… CBI Group C&D and the Lokpal.
Hamara Bill Aapke Paas Hai… Team Anna to the UPA.
Bill Ka Rishta… Close to Anna Hazare’s heart.
Bill-E-Nadaan… Said the Opposition
Bill Se Mile Bill… Fate of all bills nowadays, including FDI in retail.
Bill Pe Mat Le Yaar!!!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
After the Fellowship of the Team Anna and The Two Fasts, we are looking at the Return of the Hunger King in December when Mr Hazare Goes to Delhi (the Sin City) to complete the Lord of the Fastings trilogy. But will Anna show True Grit and be The Rock or will he simply continue to call the government Liar Liar? The Congress on its part will look at Team Anna and say Look Who’s Talking!, continuing to call it the Enemy of the State.
What Lies Beneath the news? There will no point in Switching Channels as all of them will show the same ole Fight Club and The Social Network will be abuzz again with activity. The common man, meanwhile, is increasingly bent on showing his Fist of Fury.
But still, The Tihar Redemption looks unlikely and the UPA won’t rely on Transformers or go in for a new Avatar. It’s all badly Tangled: The UPA could well sink like the Titanic The Day After Tomorrow in 2012. So all in all it does appear a Mission: Impossible.
India is all about Eat Pray Love? Come December and it could well only be Fast Swear Hate.
Bonus…
More Hollywood ways of looking at the April-August-December (if it takes place) fasts…
The Anna Identity. The Anna Supremacy. The Anna Ultimatum. (Bourne)
Anna. Anna Reloaded. Anna Revolutions. (Matrix)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri (me)Di(ocrity)?
Why this Kolaveri downright (me)Di(ocrity)?
In the glorious land of Ilaiyaraaja and Rehman, why this monstrosity?
What if this dude was not from Rajni Sir’s family—but from anonymity?
Would he still have got this same nationwide acceptability?
Anyway, forget it… I know I’m just in a miniscule minority…
White skin-u, girl-u with black heart-u very politically correct-u I tell-u,
Indian music-u future really dark-u, going in reverse-u, in total soup-u,
What a beautiful-u storm-u in a tea-cup-u!
Or maybe the whole country is drunk-u on scotch-u,
Welcome to cyberspace-u, just be really good-u or be atrociously bad-u,
And you can as well-u get-u ten million hits-u,
Just like Rebecca Black and her Friday with her 167 million hits-u…
This Faalt-u Spoof-u by Sunil Rajgur-u
Damn99! … How Rampaul Stole the Mahashatak … The Day the Stadium Stood Still … Players of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Mahashatak … Close Encounters of the 99 Kind … Mission: Impossible 100 … Transformers: Turning 99 into 100 … The Lost World: Century Park … SRT and the Last Century Crusade … 99 is Not Enough … Catch the Mahashatak if You Can … Gone in 1 Ball … District 99… Mahashatak Wars: The Bowler Strikes Back … Dr. Shataklove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the 99th Century … Dial 100 for Nirvana …
These versions by Sunil Rajguru