Monthly Archives: December 2015

#AdarshLiberals and their rank hypocrisy…

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Welcome to India where…
Liberals are intolerant.
Seculars are communal.
Intellectuals are idiots.
Writers are politicians.
NGOs are profit centres.

In India…
Communist = Intellectual.
Not tolerating their bullshit = Intolerance.
Replacing Communism with Democracy = Fascism.
‪#‎RedMenace‬

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have been living “in INCtolerance” which is in fact “intolerance INC”.
First INC = Indian National Congress.
Second INC = Incorporated.

Secular.
Liberal.
Intellectual.
Intolerance.
Ye saare words ka meaning ka band baja diya in logon ne.
‪#‎LutyensClub‬ ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬

This year-end ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ will probably calculate the Gross Intolerance Product of 2015 and check the Intolerance Growth Rate compared to 2016.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Indian TV news remix…
In the land of the blind, the man who shouts the loudest is king.

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Bahut bahut Khaas Aadmi

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Annual package of New Delhi MLA is more than that of the Prime Minister of India.
Khaas MLA.
Aam Pradhan Mantri.

Aadmi—
Salary—Khaas.
Bungalow—Khaas.
Thaat—Khaas.
Security—Khaas.
Privileges—Khaas.
Vacation—Khaas.
Treatment—Khaas.
Har cheez—Khaas.
Naam—Aam.

Main hoon Aam Aadmi.
Mujhe chaahiye…
Poorna salary hike.
Poorna perks.
Poorna Lutyens Bungalow.
Poorna non-accountability.
Poorna…

A day will come when he will be on the Forbes rich list.
He’ll say: Main to Aam Billionaire hu ji!

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Feroz Shah Kotla Test musings…

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Ultimate irony.
Feroz Shah Kotla stands named Viru 309 & 319 after his blitzes.
AB de Villiers and Hashim Amla pay their respects by scoring super slow 43 off 297 and 25 off 244 in first match after that.

AB de Villiers is the only batsman in the world who can hit both 100 off 30 balls and 30 off 100 balls.
‪#‎IndVsSA‬ ‪#‎FerozShahKotla‬

First Extremist Shastri…
Fast: 200 off 123 balls in a First Class innings.
Slow: 10 off 63 balls in an ODI innings.
Second Extremist ABD…
Fast: 149 off 44 in an ODI innings.
Slow: 43 off 228 in a Test innings.

Green pitch: Bad!
Spinning pitch: Bad!
Dead pitch: Bad!
Great pitch: That which produces result in last over of Day 5.
(Meaning rocket scientists will now have to design Test pitch)

The Test conundrum…
Amla and ABD played brilliant cricket.
It was also a brilliant cure for insomnia.

#‎RohitTalentSharma‬
ODIs: Debuted in 2007, scored 200 in 2013.
Tests: Debuted in 2013, will score 400 in 2019.
Keep the faith!

Unke dus aadmi hamare ek ke barabar hai!
Rahane: Challenge accepted!—127.
South Africa—121.
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(Ref: Fourth India-South Africa Test)

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#‎AdarshLiberals continue to be delusional…

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Go figure…
Most tolerant religion in world
+ Most tolerant country in world
+ World’s biggest election
= Intolerance Unlimited.

I agree intolerance is a huge problem.
Congress, artists, intellectuals, writers, editors, Leftists… growing more and more intolerant.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

National media…
South Indians: It’s North Indian media!
North Indians: It’s Delhi media!
Delhi: It’s Lutyens’ media!
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬: It’s Modi media! Before they supported us 100%, now only 98%.

The TV show Left, Right & Centre was named wrongly.
When Congress was in power it was…
Left, Centre & Centre.
With BJP in power its…
Left, Left & Left.

In ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ imagination, UPA3 was formed in 2014 with Pappu as Prime Minister and Kejri as Deputy Prime Minister.
Whenever they see Modi, they short circuit.

By 2020, Kejri would have imbibed every bad quality of every bad politician in the country.

Indian economy shows great intolerance and disrespect to Chinese economy by achieving greater growth than it.
‪#‎IntoleranceRising‬

Family planning…
Government: Have 1-2 children. Educate them well.
Laloo: Have many children. No need for education. They can all be accommodated in Jungle Raj.

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Congress sinking further musings…

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Congress is a family business.
Pappu is the next CEO.
India is the market.
This business has many clients.
Intense fight will continue till 2019.

Voters showed great intolerance to Congress in 2014.
They are right. Intolerance is rising. It may be worse for them in 2019.

By the time Pappu finally becomes Prime Minister, he will be a frustrated bitter old man.
India’s future is doomed.

Congress gets 44 seats in 2014 polls.
Voter: I bet you can’t go any lower!
Congress: Challenge accepted!

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Random political musings of the day…

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Indian economy shows great intolerance and disrespect to Chinese economy by achieving greater growth than it.
‪#‎IntoleranceRising‬

The TV show Left, Right & Centre was named wrongly.
When Congress was in power it was…
Left, Centre & Centre.
With BJP in power its…
Left, Left & Left.

Indo-Pak heads of State have met a million times.
Yet when they meet for the one million and first time, go ballistic by praising or rubbishing the meet.
‪#‎COP21‬

Family planning…
Government: Have 1-2 children. Educate them well.
Laloo: Have many children. No need for education. They can all be accommodated in Jungle Raj.

2011: Main Bhi Anna.
2012: Aam Activist.
2013: Aam Aadmi.
2014: Khaas Aadmi.
2015: His Royal Highness The Supreme Leader Sri Sri Kejriwal.

It should officially be called FoSaM.
(Freedom of Speech against Modi)

Why are all United Nations Climate Change Conferences called COP1, COP2, COP3…
Because they are nothing but a series of cop-outs!
‪#‎COP21‬ ‪#‎Paris‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru