Indian media attacks Modi.
Foreign media attacks Modi.
Civil Society attacks Modi.
Opposition leaders attack Modi.
BJP leaders attack Modi.
Modi must be fully made of Teflon by now.
2002: Will lose Gujarat.
2007: Will lose Gujarat.
2013: Won’t get PM candidate.
2014: Won’t win India.
Jokers already predicting how he’ll lose 2019.
Overheard somewhere…
JAS quarter Intolerance ka tha.
OND Vendetta pe gaya.
Ab batao JFM quarter ka kya agenda hai bhai?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
In 1990-95 itself Lalu was exposed as a fraud.
Yet he got re-elected in 1995, 2000 and 2015.
Kejri has an extremely bright future.
123456th piece of AAP irony…
Kejri calls Modi psychopath.
Waves finger threateningly. Blasts Jaitley.
Modi keeps quiet, Jaitley quietly goes to court.
Kejri: जेटली जी हमें डराने की कोशिश ना करें!
Jethmalani defends smugglers, scamsters and murderers.
Now he is defending Kejri.
But no connection between the above.
Modi ne darake Kejri ko Lalu ke paas bheja.
Jaitley ne darake Kejri ko Jethmalani ke paas bheja.
So much climate of fear!
Modi solving power India problems.
Goyal solving power problems.
Sushma solving foreign problems.
Gadkari solving infrastructure problems.
Aur Kejri tu?
Kejri: Yaar saare problems solve karenge to kaisa hoga? I am creating all the problems!
New #OddEven formula…
On Odd days Kejri will virulently attack Modi.
On Even days he will request his and Centre’s help to run Delhi smoothly.
Kejri is part of the Modi Hate Industry.
All media-parties that hate Modi give him great bhaav and he survives.
Kejriwal is an Odd character who’ll get Even with the citizens of Delhi even though they’ve voted for him.
#OddEvenFormula
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Party-wise reaction to rebels…
AAP: Bouncers lao! Baahar nikalo!
Congress: Ghulam bagaawat pe utar aaya hai!
BJP: Ignore karo! All Izz Well! All Izz Well!
Number of seats in Lok Sabha…
BJP-Congress-AAP: 280-45-4.
If you took media coverage seriously you’d think it was 4-45-280.
“I am the law”…
—
1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Jethmalani defends smugglers, scamsters and murderers.
Now he is defending Kejri.
But no connection between the above.
#Kejri
Leader of Opposition on Twitter.
Chief Activist in New Delhi.
Mogambo within the AAP.
National “Finger Pointer”.
Kejriwal is an Odd character who’ll get Even with the citizens of Delhi even though they’ve voted for him.
#OddEvenFormula
123456th piece of AAP irony…
Kejri calls Modi psychopath.
Waves finger threateningly. Blasts Jaitley.
Modi keeps quiet, Jaitley quietly goes to court.
Kejri: जेटली जी हमें डराने की कोशिश ना करें!
Modi ne darake Kejri ko Lalu ke paas bheja.
Jaitley ne darake Kejri ko Jethmalani ke paas bheja.
So much climate of fear!
Mahagatbandhan…
Lalu: Convict.
Sonia: Accused.
Kejri: Iska bhi number aayega.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
If Pappu breaks traffic rule and cop fines him, he’ll disrupt Parliament.
Headline will be…
BJP-backed Delhi Police derails GST and reforms in India.
Herald a new dawn for National pride!
Congress most consistent party.
Arrogant in power.
Arrogant in Opposition.
Arrogant throwing people in jail.
Arrogant while going to jail.
Congress President ashamed by appearing in court.
Premier newspaper headline has snatches of … “Cong celebrates” “tears into Modi” and “vendetta”.
Welcome to La La Land!
If and when Sonia is convicted, Congress will demand a Bharat Ratna for her supreme struggle against vendetta and intolerance.
The party which threw thousands in jail without a trial is frothing at the mouth at just the beginning of a simple sessions court trial.
#Bail ho ya #Jail,
Congressi bolega #Hail,
Aam junta bolega #Fail,
Hai in the Congress coffin final #Nail,
End of #Tale.
Sad times.
Court summoning is a triumph against vendetta.
Bail is a triumph.
No matter what sordid deed you do, it’s a triumph.
If becoming an accused and appearing in court is so noble then I guess most Congress leaders won’t mind following that path in the years to come.
The four stages…
1. Indian National Congress (Freedom movement).
2. Indian National Congress (Political party).
3. Congress (Indira).
4. Congress (Sonia).
C
O
Nehru-Motilal-Jawaharlal
Gandhi-Indira-Priyanka
Rajiv-Rahul-Robert
E
Sanjay
Sonia
C,O,E—Reserved for future generations.
Instead of fighting for 2019, the Congress is still fuming over 2014.
Indira comeback vs Sonia comeback…
Then: Indira most popular.
Now: Modi most popular.
Then: Indira 153 Lok Sabha seats.
Now: Sonia 45 seats.
Then: Jail without case.
Now: Solid case first.
GST to unko hataana hi tha,
#NationalHerald to sirf ek bahana hi tha.
#LetParliamentWork
Whether Pappu decides to go to jail or not will be decided solely on whether Tihar has TV with Chhotta Bheem or not.
“I am the law”…
—
1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Woh press conferences main pareshaan karte rahe,
hum courts main kaam karte rahe.
—Swamy on Kejri.
The Curious Case of Subramanian Swamy…
Friend of Rajiv, enemy of Sonia.
Friend of Modi, enemy of Vajpayee.
Both friend and enemy of Jaya.
Both ally and enemy of Hegde.
FYI.
Subramanian Swamy has attacked Vajpayee (BJP), Hegde (JD), Raja (DMK), Jaya (ADMK) and many media figures apart from Congress leaders.
Swamy is a stooge of Modi allege a 1000 stooges of Sonia.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru