Party-wise reaction to rebels…
AAP: Bouncers lao! Baahar nikalo!
Congress: Ghulam bagaawat pe utar aaya hai!
BJP: Ignore karo! All Izz Well! All Izz Well!

Number of seats in Lok Sabha…
BJP-Congress-AAP: 280-45-4.
If you took media coverage seriously you’d think it was 4-45-280.

“I am the law”…
—
1. Dredd.
2. Arnab.
3. Sonia.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru