2014…
Kaunsa film laga hai?
A—Dharna Zaroori Hai.
2015…
Kaunsa film?
A—Sequel. Dharna Mana Hai.
Par koi bolta asli naam—Dharna Zaroori Hai 2.
‪#‎DelhiTalkies‬

Same man with same ideology but…
2011: Great hope! What a challenger!
2012: Who is he? Media creation!
2013: Great hope! Modi challenger!
2014: Who is he? Media creation!
2015: Great hope! Modi challenger!
2016: ???

Wheel of fortune…
2014: BJP gets greatest Lok Sabha mandate since 1984.
AAP: 4 seats.
2015: AAP gets one of the greatest Assembly mandates since 1947.
BJP: 3 seats.

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Delhi voter 1: Modi is dictator of India. We have to do something.
Delhi voter 2: What?
Delhi voter 1: Make Kejri dictator of New Delhi!
Delhi voter 2: Great idea!

1990s BJP Delhi CM…
Khurana, err Verma, err Sushma…
1998 Delhi voter: Forget it!
2010s BJP Delhi CM…
Goel, err Harsh Vardhan, err Mukhi, err Upadhyaya, err Bedi…
2015 Delhi voter: Forget it!

One explanation…
Anti-incumbency votes of Sheila government
+Pro-incumbency votes of 49-day government
+Anti-incumbency votes of Modi government
= 67/70 seats!

In 2013, BJP beat AAP 32-28.
In 2015, AAP thrashed BJP 67-3.
Both parties have exactly the same core ideologies.
Voters’ attitudes have changed.

If the entire Delhi BJP MLAs can fit on a cycle, then the entire Congress MLAs can fit on an electron of an atom.

2014: Kejriwal is CM for 49 days.
2015: Bedi is CM candidate for 25 days.

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AAP after May 16…
Chaar bach gaye lekin party fir bhi baaki hai.
Delhi BJP Unit after February 10…
Woh gaana gaane ka huq bhi hum se chheen liya gaya hai!

Before: The AAP should merge into the Congress.
Now: The Congress should merge into AAP.

Dharnawaale: 67/70.
(Get ready for August Kranti 2015)
Ex-IPS led party: 3/70.
(Delhiites finally take their revenge over Delhi Police)
Sheila’s 15-year-legacy: 0/70.
(Pappu who?)

BJP 1998-2020…
Delhi door hai!

Now New Delhi will demand total Independence and freedom from Modi. AAPistan Zindabad!

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You can fool some of the people some of the time.
#2013
You can’t fool all the people all the time.
#2014
But you can fool some of the people all the time.
#2015

Modi finally beaten by AAP+JDU+CPM+Cong+MSM+TMC+AIIA+ABCtoXYZ…

The Communist Manifesto was released in 1848 and died in 1991.
However it was reborn in New Delhi in 2015.

Congress didn’t allow Kiran Bedi to be Delhi Commissioner.
Congress votebank transfer didn’t allow Kiran Bedi to be Delhi Chief Minister.

KB = Kiran Bedi. (The End)
MB = Moron Bytes (Ashutosh & Co. rule).
GB = Good Bye (Good Governance).

Now: (Kejri)Wall for Modi Wave!
Later: (Kejri)Wall for Delhi development!

1 Assembly poll first place
+ 1 49-day stint as India’s most insignificant CM
+ 4 Lok Sabha seats
= Greatest relative media coverage ever since 1947.

#‎PaanchSaalKejriwal‬
‪#‎PaanchSaalBawaalHiBawaal‬
‪#‎PaanchSaalBooraHaal‬
‪#‎PaanchSaalInternalLokpal‬
‪#‎PaanchSaalAshutoshKaKamaal‬

Looks like ‪#‎BlowToModiIsBack‬ with a bang.
‪#‎BlowToModi‬

India wins World Cup in 2011.
Loses to Bangladesh in 2012.
Analysis: OMG! India will lose the World Cup in 2015!
Key: India = BJP. World Cup 2011 = 2014 Lok Sabha Polls. Bangladesh = AAP.

Best of luck Delhi for the next 5 years!
(You are going to need it)

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