Remote Controls who broke free from their masters…
Jitan Ram Manjhi, Suresh Prabhu, Sudhakarrao Naik, John Major.
Remote controls who didn’t even try 0.0001%…
Manmohan Singh.

The Janata Dal split into umpteen factions.
One of them was called Janata Dal (United).
Even that faction couldn’t stay united.

The Manjhi will not sink, but the boat (JDU) will.

I want to give up my CMship and be PM.
—Modi, Mulayam, Maya, Jaya, Nitish, Mamata.
Fate—I’ll accept the first part of the wish for all, but the second part for only one.

Whether you like Manjhi or not: He definitely has a much stronger spine than Manmohan.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru