• Indian whitening creams are getting so effective that Dark Skin will be turned to Light. Light Skin will be turned to Pure White. And Pure White Skin? That’ll become Transparent… so that you may apply whichever colour you may to suit your day every day.
• News in India is broken so many times on so many channels every day that it’s a wonder it’s not in a trillion unbreakable pieces and dead by now.
• The stuff on Indian TV news channels is so trivial that we should coin a new term called TVial. TVia. TVial coverage. TVial pursuit…
• In India, people with noisy fans sleep well as they drown out all the other surrounding disturbing sounds.
• If a man is one in a million, then will he have a problem if he undergoes an operation where the chances of going wrong are one in a million?
© Sunil Rajguru