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Nehru and Pappu musings…

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If Nehru’s birthday is celebrated as Children’s Day, then Pappu’s birthday should be celebrated as Babies’ Day.

Jawaharlal Nehru’s legacy…
Dynasty.
Communism.
Confused foreign policy.
Kashmir dispute.
Chinese humiliation.
Economic policy that crashed in 1991.
Delhi durbar.
First Amendment that curtailed free speech.

Pappu is like Kumbhakaran.
Sleeps for months, gets up and rages like hell, sleeps for months again, gets up…
Meanwhile all Congress chances have gone permanently to sleep.

The Congress is just short of coining the slogan…
Mera Nehru Mahaan.
(All senior leaders as it is swear by…
Mera Dynasty Mahaan.)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Pappu broke the default setting…

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Pre-1947: Mahatma Gandhi lays ground work to make the Congress party the default setting for Independent India.

1947: Nehru kick starts Congress as default setting.

1980: Indira brings India back to default setting.

1991: Rajiv assassination brings India back to default setting again.

2004: Sonia brings back to default setting yet again.

2012: Pappu breaks default setting.

2013: Dominoes start to fall, Congress loses Delhi and Rajasthan.

2014: Modi resets default setting to BJP.

Dominoes continue to fall: Maharashtra, Haryana…

Pappu > Mahatma + Nehru + Indira + Rajiv + Sonia.

© Sunil Rajguru

What Vadra was actually saying…

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Pappu: Can I be PM?
Vadra: #AreYouSerious?

Pappu: I’ll be the greatest PM ever.
Vadra: #AreYouNuts?

Pappu: Congress is a great party that will remove India of its poverty.
Vadra: #WhatsWrongWithYou?

Pappu: But Congress is such a great party!
Vadra: #ItsAMistake!

Pappu: But I am asking all the right questions!
Vadra: AndYoureTheRightPersonToAsk?

Pappu: A TV news channel is interviewing me right now!
Vadra: #PutYourCameraOff!

Pappu: Then who should be the PM of India!
Vadra: #MangoMan in a #BananaRepublic.

Modi: #HellYeah!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Left-Right-Wrong world of Pappu Maharaj…

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In 2004, Sonia unwittingly became the right person at the right place at the right time.

However Pappu has proved to be the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time always saying the wrong things and backing the wrong people.

And the Congress still thinks he’s Mr Right.

Well they are right. He is Mr Right for the BJP.

Thanks to him the Left-leaning nation has firmly taken a Right turn.

© Sunil Rajguru

October election musings on Pappu…

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Vice: (noun), a fault, defect, or shortcoming.
Usage: Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi.

Modi and Pappu are two sides of the same coin.
Both are equally destructive for the Congress party.

I have a 100-year-vision.
If you follow what I am doing, then we will return to power in 100 years.
—Pappu Maharaj.

Pre-2014, everything was an imagined #BlowToModi.
Post-2014, everything is a very real #BlowToSonia #BlowToPappu and #BlowToCongress.

Jitna ridicule maine 44 saal main ikhatta kiya, tumne sirf 26 saal main kiya!
#PappuVersusBilawal

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At the polls: Jai Pappu. Hai hai Modi…

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Pappu star campaigner for Bihar 2010 polls, Congress gets 4/243 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for UP 2012 polls, Congress gets 28/403 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for 2013 Assembly polls, Congress wins 1/5 States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu star campaigner for 2014 Lok Sabha polls, Congress wins 44/543 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!

Pappu campaigns in Maharashtra and Haryana, Congress loses both States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time! (Till 2024? Till 2029?)

Modi wins 2002 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Polarization!

Modi wins 2007 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Gujaratis have been fooled!

Modi wins 2012 Gujarat Assembly polls.
So what? Expected. TINA!

Modi campaigns to great 2013 Assembly polls victory.
No Modi wave. Even if so, it won’t last till 2014.

Modi leads BJP to spectacular 282 Lok Sabha seats.
31%! Bypolls show Modi wave has ended!

Modi campaign leads to BJP CMs in Maharashtra and Haryana.
Bah! He will never get Tamil Nadu and West Bengal.

Post script…
Pappu’s mistakes will be tolerated for decades.
Modi’s successes will be forgotten in one second.

© Sunil Rajguru