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When Pappu broke the default setting…

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Pre-1947: Mahatma Gandhi lays ground work to make the Congress party the default setting for Independent India.

1947: Nehru kick starts Congress as default setting.

1980: Indira brings India back to default setting.

1991: Rajiv assassination brings India back to default setting again.

2004: Sonia brings back to default setting yet again.

2012: Pappu breaks default setting.

2013: Dominoes start to fall, Congress loses Delhi and Rajasthan.

2014: Modi resets default setting to BJP.

Dominoes continue to fall: Maharashtra, Haryana…

Pappu > Mahatma + Nehru + Indira + Rajiv + Sonia.

© Sunil Rajguru

The reality of the Modi-Pappu-Kejri media coverage through a PJ…

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In an exam paper, Modi got 80/100 and Kejri got 0/100.
Kejri screamed, “Modi failed to get 100 by 20 marks!” a few dozen times.
Media reported: Modi failed by 20 marks.

Pappu couldn’t even give the paper.
Sonia said, “Had he given the paper, he would have got 100/100.”
Media reported: Pappu narrowly misses getting 100/100.

Final headline…
Pappu best candidate. Kejriwal best challenger to Modi.

(And that’s how we are comparing a man with Zero days experience as Chief Minister with a man with 49 days experience as Chief Minister with a man who has 4500+ days experience as Chief Minister)

© Sunil Rajguru

More musings on the Pappu-Arnab interview…

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What about SIT for 1984?
Pappu: It’s OK, I don’t want to sit. As it is I stand for RTI, women empowerment and changing the system.

Before interview…
Congress: Jab bhi hum 2002 bolte hai, woh 1984 kahate hai!
Pappu: Main theek karta hu.
After interview…
Congress: Hey bhagwan, ab sab sirf 1984 bol rahe hai, 2002 nahin!
Pappu: RTI. Women emporment. System….

1922: James Joyce masters Stream of Consciousness novel.
2014: Pappu masters Stream of Consciousness interview.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Never-ending Pappu musings…

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First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they ridicule you again and then they ridicule you again and again and then they ridicule you again and again and again and then Modi wins.
—Pappu.

Worst Politician of India Award 2014…
Somnath Bharti and Pappu send in their nomination papers quite early in the year.

Congress leader: He is indecisive, clueless and confused. He doesn’t make any impact when he speaks. We are frustrated with him…
Sonia: Are you referring to Rahul or Manmohan?

Pappu ka sabse bada achievement LPG cylinders kiye nau se baraah.
Baaki sab main nau do gyaarah.

Bharat ek soch hai.
Congress ek soch hai.
Laloo ek soch hai.
Now I’m convinced that Pappu doesn’t exist.
Pappu sirf ek soch hai aur kucchh bhi nahin.

Raag Hindole: Dawn.
Raag Bhairav: Morning.
Raag Megha: Mid-day.
Raag Sri: Twilight.
Raag Deepak: Evening.
RaGa Pappu: Permanent night.

The rise and rise of Pappu…
2004: Trainee Prime Minister.
2009: Senior Trainee Prime Minister.
2014: Chief Trainee Prime Minister.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru