· Pappu to Congressmen: Behave yourselves! We are the most arrogant party in India!
Result: #AditiRestaurant
· Pappu lives in a magical world and still thinks that India is beautiful…
His theme song…
Udhar tum haseen ho, idhar dil jawaan hai…
· Nirman=Under construction.
The actual slogan is…
Ho Raha Hai Pappu Nirman!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· Every middle class Indian would gladly pay Rs 5 each if it would stop them from listening to Manish Tewari.
· After the Food Bill is implemented, the common man’s Petrol Bill, Grocery Bill, Restaurant Bill, You Name it Bill will go through the roof.
· 2014: BJP single largest party, Congress supports Third Front.
2015: Food Bill implementation destroys economy.
2016: Third Front falls, blamed for mess. Congress re-elected.
· Found… Pappu’s last telegram…
Telegram kaun laya?
· Actually the Cash Transfer Scheme started ages ago.
The only difference is it first covered politicians and Swiss banks and now it covers citizens and Indian banks.
· Aaj Congress ka zabardast speeches/Tweets/attacks dekh ke lag raha hai ki sab partymen raat bhar laaltein leke Modi ke speeches pad rahe the.
· Why is he always in that mode?
manish teWARi
· Nero played the fiddle when Rome burned.
(Nero= MMS. Rome=India)
· What is the Dynasty Model? What is the Maya Model? What is the Mamata Model? What is the Mulayam Model? What is the Diggy Raja Model? What is the DMK Model? What is the MSM Model? #GujaratModel
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· Gali gali main shor hai,
Rahul Gandhi bore hai.
#PappuSpeeches
· If Rahul Gandhi finally and reluctantly becomes Prime Minister, will they call it Uninterested Pappu Alliance?
· UPA kyun haar ke CAGaar par khadi hai?
· The Congress can drastically speed up Internet services in India by merely blocking all pages that have the word Modi in them.
· Why is that party always Maken a fool of itself?
· 1993—SRK: K… K… K… K… Kiran.
Bees saal baad…
Congress: M… M… M… M… Modi.
· The Government of India are great fans of MIB.
No it’s not Will Smith, but Mis Information Bureau.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Scam kaun laya?
Congress! (1948 jeep scandal)
Superscam kaun laya?
Congress! (Bofors)
Megascam kaun laya?
UPA! (2G)
Ayodhya Ramjanmabhoomi issue kaun laya?
Congress! (Opening of locks, installation of idols all under our watch!)
Dictatorship kaun laya?
Congress! (Emergency)
Party autocracy kaun laya?
Congress! (Dynasty)
Federalism ka band kisne bajaya?
Congress! (Article 356)
Communal riots kaun laya?
Congress! (1969, 80, 83, 84, 89, 92-93…)
EC ko kisne split kiya?
Congress! (Post-TN Seshan)
CAG ko kaun nahin manta?
Congress!
Internet ka policing kisne kiya?
Congress! (Section 66A)
PM ka office kisne dilute kiya?
Congress! (Remote control)
CBI ka kaun hai maalik?
Congress!
Lokpal Bill ko maximum kisne na-pass karaya?
Congress!
RTI ke upar kaun hai?
Congress!
Pappu kiska raja hain?
Congress!
© Sunil Rajguru
While Nehru was affectionately called Chacha, his great grandson Rahul is called Pappu.
Please sing to the tune of Pappu Can’t Dance from the movie Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na.
Hai irregular, hai popular,
Nonspectacular, he is a bachelor,
Pappu ki party Congrezz hai,
Pappu ke jokes ekdum craze hai,
Pappu simply hasn’t a clue,
Pappu dikhta angrez hai,
Bas bade bade sapne uske baaton main,
Stubble Bollywood hero wala,
Par Pappu can’t rule sala,
Haan Pappu raj nahi kar sakta.
Paida Pappu hua to kismate chamki,
Aur uske muh main the chandi ki chamchi,
Pappu ke paas hai paisa,
Haathon ke mail ke jaisa,
Pappu Congrezz ka aakhir hope hai,
Pappu buddhu hai aur short hai,
Par Pappu can’t rule sala,
Haan Pappu raj nahi kar sakta.
Papa kehte hai bada naam karega,
Mera Pappu to aisa kaam karega.
Pappu ke paas hai MBA,
(Master of Bees Administration)
Karta hai foreign main holiday,
Pappu public ki bajata hai,
Jahan jaata hai hasi chah jaati hai.
Per Pappu can’t rule sala,
Haan Pappu raj nahi sakta…
(Original Song: Pappu Can’t Dance.
Movie: Jaane Tu… Ya Jaane Na.
Year: 2008)
This spoof by Sunil Rajguru
· The Pappu CII speech summarized…
Boss. I have lost it. India=Force=Energy=Beehive=Tide. Rani ki Jhansi. Me PM=All smoke. MMS can’t solve problems.
· Harivansh Rai’s epic is Madhushala.
Pappu’s epic is Madhumakkhi.
· Pappu is still a student studying for his theory exams and terrified of practicals.
Passout Modi meanwhile has completed 10 years as CEO.
· He has now been promoted to General Rahul.
(He only talks of Generalities, no specifics)
· Pappu may not increase India’s Gross National Income, but he will sure increase our Gross National Happiness.
All his speeches get maximum ROFLMAOs.
· Pappu is actually laying the groundwork for Priyanka.
When she comes, she’ll feel like a genius in comparison.
Bhai ho to aisa!
· Sonia-MMS-Rahul are India’s Bermuda Triangle.
All progress, sense and scams simply vanish in this triangle.
· Peter Pan never grew old and was always a boy.
So let’s just call him Pappu Pan.
· Pappu said…
India is a beehive.
Unsaid…
My mother is the Queen Bee.
· Prince Hamlet: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Prince Pappu: To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
· Mere hazaaron speeches se accha hai Modi ka ek vakya: Pappu.
· Pappu: When I come to power, I will rename it as “Pradhan Mantri ka Bharat”.
(Ref: Rani Ki Jhansi)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru