· Gali gali main shor hai,
Rahul Gandhi bore hai.
‪#‎PappuSpeeches‬

· If Rahul Gandhi finally and reluctantly becomes Prime Minister, will they call it Uninterested Pappu Alliance?

· UPA kyun haar ke CAGaar par khadi hai?

· The Congress can drastically speed up Internet services in India by merely blocking all pages that have the word Modi in them.

· Why is that party always Maken a fool of itself?

· 1993—SRK: K… K… K… K… Kiran.
Bees saal baad…
Congress: M… M… M… M… Modi.

· The Government of India are great fans of MIB.
No it’s not Will Smith, but Mis Information Bureau.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru