· One way of putting it…
Q: I love you. Do you love me?
A: I’ll reply by telegram!
‪#‎India‬

· Telegram gaya, ab Kilogram (of vegetables) bhi chala jaayega, sab ab gram main hi khareediye.

· Last telegrams Pappu sent to many humble homes saying he’s coming to their place to eat.
And now they can’t even reply!

· Telegram gaya tel lene…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru