· One way of putting it…
Q: I love you. Do you love me?
A: I’ll reply by telegram!
#India
· Telegram gaya, ab Kilogram (of vegetables) bhi chala jaayega, sab ab gram main hi khareediye.
· Last telegrams Pappu sent to many humble homes saying he’s coming to their place to eat.
And now they can’t even reply!
· Telegram gaya tel lene…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru