Pappu can’t rule saala…

· Pappu to Congressmen: Behave yourselves! We are the most arrogant party in India!
Result: ‪#‎AditiRestaurant‬

· Pappu lives in a magical world and still thinks that India is beautiful…
His theme song…
Udhar tum haseen ho, idhar dil jawaan hai…

· Nirman=Under construction.
The actual slogan is…
Ho Raha Hai Pappu Nirman!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Ho raha hai Bharat Barbaad…

In 2004 the NDA India “Shining” campaign resulted in a BJP “Sinking” scenario…

Now the UPA is at it too with its Bharat Nirman ad campaign coming on TV channels…

Please read to the tune of the ad jingle…

Desh main utha hai ek toofan,
Sab se bhrasht hain Hindustan,
2G, CWG ki jo raha chuni,
Use naam diya Bharat Barbaad,
Ho raha hain Bharat Barbaad,
Ho raha hain Bharat Barbaad.

Lokpal ne uthae kai sawaal,
Par Anna aur Baba ko hi kiya pareshan,
Arrogance or dictatorship ki jo raha chuni,
Us se ho raha hai Bharat Barbaad,
Ho raha hain Bharat Barbaad,
Ho raha hain Bharat Barbaad.

Desh main uthe hai hazaro scam,
Arabo aur Kharabo ka na koi hisaab,
Swiss Banks ki jo raha chuni,
Us se ho raha hai Bharat Barbaad,
Ho raha hain Bharat Barbaad,
Ho raha hain Bharat Barbaad.

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru