Scam kaun laya?
Congress! (1948 jeep scandal)

Superscam kaun laya?
Congress! (Bofors)

Megascam kaun laya?
UPA! (2G)

Ayodhya Ramjanmabhoomi issue kaun laya?
Congress! (Opening of locks, installation of idols all under our watch!)

Dictatorship kaun laya?
Congress! (Emergency)

Party autocracy kaun laya?
Congress! (Dynasty)

Federalism ka band kisne bajaya?
Congress! (Article 356)

Communal riots kaun laya?
Congress! (1969, 80, 83, 84, 89, 92-93…)

EC ko kisne split kiya?
Congress! (Post-TN Seshan)

CAG ko kaun nahin manta?
Congress!

Internet ka policing kisne kiya?
Congress! (Section 66A)

PM ka office kisne dilute kiya?
Congress! (Remote control)

CBI ka kaun hai maalik?
Congress!

Lokpal Bill ko maximum kisne na-pass karaya?
Congress!

RTI ke upar kaun hai?
Congress!

Pappu kiska raja hain?
Congress!

© Sunil Rajguru