1. Corporate India objections: Sabse pahale raaste se hat gaye. (Main Development ka baap)

2. State Elections: Raaste se hat gaye, won 3. (Woo hoo!)

3. Courts: Raaste se hat gaye, no convictions till date. (Take that detractors!)

4. Mainstream media: Raaste se hat gaye, now they give me maximum coverage. (Virtually my PR agencies!)

5. RSS: Woh to hamesha mere saath the, log jaante hi nahin. (RSS main pala bada hua hu bhai!)

6. Party politics: Raaste se hat gaya. I am numero uno now. (I love to party in Goa!)

7. Advani: Buddha finally raaste se hat gaya. Irrelevant now. (Hamse jo takrayega…)

8. Nitish: The only other serious NDA PM candidate, raaste se hat gaya. (Bharat chhodo, ab hamare bina Bihar ko sambhaal ke dikha!)

9. Lok Sabha polls campaign: Sab raaste se hat gaye, ab main lead karoonga. (Watch out Sonia-Rahul-MMS!)

10. Lok Sabha seats and allies: <Watch this Space/Coming Soon>

© Sunil Rajguru