· The Pappu CII speech summarized…
Boss. I have lost it. India=Force=Energy=Beehive=Tide. Rani ki Jhansi. Me PM=All smoke. MMS can’t solve problems.

· Harivansh Rai’s epic is Madhushala.
Pappu’s epic is Madhumakkhi.

· Pappu is still a student studying for his theory exams and terrified of practicals.
Passout Modi meanwhile has completed 10 years as CEO.

· He has now been promoted to General Rahul.
(He only talks of Generalities, no specifics)

· Pappu may not increase India’s Gross National Income, but he will sure increase our Gross National Happiness.
All his speeches get maximum ROFLMAOs.

· Pappu is actually laying the groundwork for Priyanka.
When she comes, she’ll feel like a genius in comparison.
Bhai ho to aisa!

· Sonia-MMS-Rahul are India’s Bermuda Triangle.
All progress, sense and scams simply vanish in this triangle.

· Peter Pan never grew old and was always a boy.
So let’s just call him Pappu Pan.

· Pappu said…
India is a beehive.
Unsaid…
My mother is the Queen Bee.

· Prince Hamlet: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Prince Pappu: To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

· Mere hazaaron speeches se accha hai Modi ka ek vakya: Pappu.

· Pappu: When I come to power, I will rename it as “Pradhan Mantri ka Bharat”.
(Ref: Rani Ki Jhansi)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru