A non-Gandhi can head party: Chidambaram.
Congress worker: Priyanka Vadra!
Robert: Me!!!
Congress = Dynasty.
Dynasty = Congress.
Finished = Dynasty.
Finished = Congress.
Indira: Garibi Hatao!
Pappu: Nahin hati garibi.
Modi: Congress Hatao!
Pappu: #TheekHai.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Nehru was less than 50% of Patel/Netaji.
Indira was less than 50% of Nehru.
Rajiv was less than 50% of Indira.
Sonia is less than 50% of Rajiv.
Pappu is less than 50% of Sonia.
Pappini will be less than 50% of Pappu.
Still the slogan will be…
Pappini laao, desh bachao,
Aur uske baad uske baccho ko bhi lao.
© Sunil Rajguru
You may…
…support the scams of One Leader.
But not the schemes of all other leaders.
You may…
…lick the boots of One Leader.
But not tolerate a help tying the bootlaces of any other leader.
You may…
…respect the privacy of One Leader.
But give bad publicity to every other leader over minor private things.
You may…
…tolerate the dictatorship of One Leader.
But call minor democratic deviations of any other leader a dictatorship.
You may…
…celebrate if One Leader decides to do remote control.
But thrash any other leader who even seeks to guide his or her juniors.
You may…
…look the other way when One Leader leaves the country surreptitiously for the umpteenth time.
But pounce on any other leader when he or she steps out of her home.
You may…
…accept the education and experience shortcomings of One Leader and her right to rule the country.
But pounce on any other 12th pass leader who even heads a department.
You may…
Ignore the major scams of one party president.
But go after every allegation of another party president.
You may…
…be petrified of One Leader.
But attack every other leader 24X7.
All leaders are equal.
But One Leader is more equal than others.
© Sunil Rajguru
Films of…
Pappu: The Man Who Would be Prime Minister.
Sonia: The Last Queen of Scamland.
Manmohan: On Her Majesty’s (Not So) Secret Service.
Report: Rs 51 lakh spent for maintenance at Sonia’s house.
Question: Has India spent Rs 51 lakh crore for maintenance of the Dynasty so far?
Like Mr India, Sonia Gandhi is a superhero called Mrs India.
She becomes totally invisible when media discusses scams, policy debacles and UPA2 disasters.
Manmohan: I was not in charge.
+ Sonia: I wasn’t the PM.
= Nobody was responsible for the UPA2 debacle.
Congress to all its detractors…
Kyun (Vinod) Rai ka parvat bana rahe ho?
#ScamsterMMS #UPA2 #Coalgate #2G #NotJustAnAccountant
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
The mother of all plans…
Plan A: Senior Dynasty member.
Plan B: Junior Dynasty member.
Plan C: Wait for some other Dynasty member to grow up.
When things go right: All credit goes to the Dynasty.
When things go wrong: No blame goes to the Dynasty.
Every day…
Wake up thinking of the Dynasty. Listen to the Dynasty. Praise the Dynasty. Defend the Dynasty. Bow to the Dynasty. Sleep thinking of the Dynasty.
Slogan…
404 seats: Mera Dynasty Mahaan.
44 seats: Phir Bhi Mera Dynasty Mahaan.
Before election…
Rahul Gandhi Congress Bachao Yojana.
After election…
Rahul Hatao Priyanka Lao Yojana.
Roadblock…
Narendra Modi Congress Dubao Yojana.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
A Gandhi story…
Beginning: Once upon a time there was a Gandhi (Mahatma).
Middle: Indira, Sanjay, Rajiv and Sonia all ruled.
The End: Pappu.
Pakistan: Either the Army rules or its puppet.
India: Either the Dynasty rules or its puppet.
India changed in 2014.
Pakistan will never change.
The Dynasty is at its End of Days.
The leadership is finished.
Good time to join the Congress.
You could be the next PM in 2024 or 2029!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru