The Congress has been watching the movie Kal Aaj aur Kal (Yesterday Today and Tomorrow) for decades…

1960: Kal (Motilal) Aaj (Jawaharlal) aur Kal (Indira).
1980: Kal (Jawaharlal) Aaj (Indira) aur Kal (Rajiv).
2010: Kal (Rajiv) Aaj (Sonia) aur Kal (Pappu).

Right now they are hoping that Sonia will retire and Pappu will take over so that they can dream…
Kal (Sonia) Aaj (Pappu) aur Kal (Priyanka).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Grand Old Party…

…yesterday…
Tilak: Swaraj is my birth right.
Bose: Jai Hind.
Gandhi: Quit India.
Nehru: Tryst with destiny.
Shastri: Jai Jawan Jai Kisan.
Indira: Garibi hatao.

…today…
Manmohan: #TheekHai
Pappu: #IveLostIt #NotHappening
Spokesperson 1: #SoniaIsUnhappy
Spokesperson 2: #HellYeah!
Khurshid: Tum napunsak ho!
Mani Shankar Aiyar: @#$%!!^&*()@#$^!!!
Vadra: #AreYouSerious?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

1947…
Mahatma Gandhi: I present to you the Indian National Congress c/o Jawaharlal Nehru!

1966…
INC, c/o Indira Gandhi, legacy of Jawaharlal Nehru.

1984…
Congress (Indira), c/o Rajiv Gandhi, legacy of Jawaharlal Nehru.

1998…
Congress (Indira), c/o Sonia Gandhi, legacy of Jawaharlal Nehru and Rajiv Gandhi.

2014…
First senior Congress leader: The party is in ruins, let’s take it over.
Second senior Congress leader: I’m not so sure. I think the family’s very genetic sequence has got merged with that of the party.
First leader: Then let’s get Priyanka. If that fails, move to the next generation.
Second leader: Yeah, great idea!

2024…
Congress (Indira), c/o 6th generation of the Dynasty, legacy of Jawaharlal Nehru, Rajiv Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Vadra.

© Sunil Rajguru