8 things that define the #AdarshLiberals’ #IdeaOfIndia…

1. Powers of the Communist State for self, right in the middle of a flourishing democracy.

2. 100% Freedom of Speech for self and 0% for opponents.

3. Right to rubbish the State of India beyond pukeworthiness and at the same time to claim all the benefits, privileges of the State and claim immunity under its very laws.

4. Right to abuse one particular religion at the same time demanding the death penalty for rubbishing all other religions.

5. Consumption of unlimited videshi goods.

6. Unlimited foreign air travel with right to curb even a fellow citizen’s car travel on the grounds of pollution control and Climate Change.

7. The right to abuse anyone 24X7 at the same time claiming to be victim 24X7.

8. The right to contradict oneself 24X7 and virulently pointing any little contradiction in the opponent.

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Hate Modi. Hate India. Hate Development. Hate Governance.

Balance…
Sonia. 0% qualifications. 0% ideas. 0% attacked.
Lalu. 0% governance. 0% development. 0% attacked.
Modi. 100% development. 100% ideas. 100% attacked.

Minor difference…
People protested non-stop under UPA2.
Intellectuals protesting non-stop under Modi.

Think it over…
They have a problem with Supreme Court clearing an Indian (Modi).
They have a problem with Supreme Court convicting a Pakistani (Kasab).

1. Modi—When I become Prime Minister, all my opponents will be on the streets.
2. Congress and media protest on the streets.
3. Modi—Not at all what I meant, but I will take it anyway!

Terrorist: I confess!
Sessions court: He’s guilty.
HC: He’s guilty.
SC: He’s guilty.
President: No pardon.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬: Murder! Innocent!
#AdarshLiberal 1: I allege that Modi is…
#AdarshLiberal 2: Guilty! Hang him!

Lalu…
Chargesheet✓
Trial✓
Conviction✓
Verdict: We love him!
Modi…
Chargesheet✘
Trial✘
Conviction✘
Verdict: Hang him based on totally unproven and hateful allegations!

Polarization…
Modi versus all other politicians.
Arnab versus all other journalists.
Communism versus all other ideologies.

Modi ‪#‎MakeInIndia‬.
Opponents ‪#‎BeefcakeInIndia‬.
Pappu ‪#‎BrakeInIndia‬.
Communists ‪#‎BreakInIndia‬.
Kejri ‪#‎FakeInIndia‬.

Sonia is India’s Worst politician and Modi India’s Best.
MSM Loves Sonia and Hates Modi.
Then asks: We are the Best not the Worst, so why are we Hated, not Loved?

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Love Afzal. Hate Modi. Mera Bharat Mahaan.

Modi: I’m RSS.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬: RSS ko maro!
Modi: I’m BJP.
#AdarshLiberal: BJP ko maro!
Modi: I’m Indian.
#AdarshLiberal: India ko maro!
Modi: I’m global citizen.
#AdarshLiberal: Duniya ko maro!

India is a sovereign secular democracy.
Pakistan is an Army-backed America-backed religious State supporting terrorism.
Why any Indian would want to shout “Pakistan zindabad” is perplexing.

In the ‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ Leftist intellectual media space, more people respect Afzal Guru and Ishrat Jahan than Modi.

When Afzal attacked Parliament, Sonia was MP.
Yet Pappu sympathizing with Afzal supporters.
No country. No family. No logic. No pride. Just politics!

Past…
Rao-Vajpayee: Make in India.
Sonia: Break in India.
Present…
Modi: Make in India.
Future…
Pappu: Break in India.

Ye kaisi paheli hai?
Pappu protests against Modi government’s crackdown on students protesting against Pappu’s government hanging of Afzal.

Jaisa neta, waisa university.
Jaisa Jawaharlal Nehru, waisa Jawaharlal Nehru University.
‪#‎ShutDownJNU‬

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Modi Make in India versus Kejri Break in India

Advisor: Oppose whatever Modi does.
Kejri: OK.

Modi: Sabka Saath Sabka Vikaas.
Kejri: Apna Saath Apna Vikaas.

Modi: #SwacchaBharatAbhiyaan.
Kejri: #GarbageBharatAbhiyaan

Modi: Make in India.
Kejri: Break in India.

Modi: Pradhan Mantri Jan Dhan Yojana.
Kejri: Mukhya Mantri MLA Dhan Yojana.

Modi: Beti Bachao, Beti Padao Yojana.
Kejri: Somnath Bachao, Urine Samples Mangao Yojana.

Modi: Atal Mission for Rejuvenation and Urban Development.
Kejri: Karl Marx Mission for Destruction and Urban Underdevelopment.

Modi: Swadesh Darshan.
Kejri: Desh (Votebank Politics) Darshan.

Modi: Pilgrimage Rejuvenation and Spiritual Augmentation Drive.
Kejri: Communism Rejuvenation And Propagation.

Modi: Udaan Project.
Kejri: Crash Project.

Modi: Digital India.
Kejri: No WiFi India.

Modi: Skill India.
Kejri: Dharna India.

Modi: Garib Kalyan Yojana.
Kejri: Ameer Kalyan Yojana.

Modi: Smart City Yojana.
Kejri: Dumb City Yojana.

Etc…

Kejri promises…
2013—I will end corruption.
2015—I will end all of Delhi’s problems.
2020—I will end all the problems that I have created.

Under Kejri Delhi will become…
‪#‎GarbageCity‬
‪#‎DarkCity‬
‪#‎DryCity‬
‪#‎DumbCity‬
But he’s a ‪#‎SmartMan‬ for he’s got his position, power and privileges.

© Sunil Rajguru

The bad CM now wants to be a worse PM…

2019 election pitch…
I have proved to be a worse CM than Sheila.
Now please give me a chance to be a worse PM than Modi.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Kejri aspires to be better than Modi.
However the truth is that so far he is not even 1% of Sheila Dikshit!

_____* problem.
It’s Modi’s fault, not mine.
—Kejri.
* = Pollution. Salary. Power. Garbage. Money. Corruption. Cough. Headache. Whatever…

Top 3 IIT alumni politicians…
1. Manohar Parrikar.
2. Jairam Ramesh.
3. Krishan Kant.
Rising star—Jayant Sinha.
Worst…
Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

2015: Here’s my 2020 vision for Delhi.
2020: Here’s my 2025 vision for Delhi.
Voter: Just give me back my Delhi of 2013!

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Poor Modi keeps slogging and they keep brazenly attacking…

Nehru destroyed.
Shastri rebuilt.
Indira-Rajiv destroyed.
Narasimha Rao-Vajpayee rebuilt.
Sonia destroyed.
Modi rebuilding.
Pappu waiting.

Lie about Modi.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
Attack.
……….
When lie totally exposed, ignore and coolly move to next lie!

Modi Haters…
Modi is India. India is Modi.
Means we have to destroy India to destroy Modi.

By 2019 they would have returned all their awards and degrees, milked all their intolerance/under attack narratives dry.
If Modi wins 2019 too, they’ll go totally mad.

I think Modi Haters actually secretly love Modi.
They look to win in the short run, but it totally benefits Modi in the long run.

Even if he gave a brilliant response to ‪#‎Dadri‬ ‪#‎Hyderabad‬, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ would ignore and immediately link him to 10 more such incidents.
Modi’s silence is understandable.

Power reforms—Maaro goli!
Railway upgrade—Maaro goli!
Infrastructure overdrive—Maaro goli!
Foreign policy success—Maaro goli!
Isolated incident—Great! Use it to flay Modi!

Viciously attacked him—Won 2002.
Viciously attacked him—Won 2007.
Viciously attacked him—Won 2014.
Current vicious attack laying ground for 2019.

If Modi gets 99/100, the lost mark will de debated 24X7.
If Kejri/Pappu get 1/100, the gained mark will be celebrated 24X7.
Kuch nahin ho sakta.

Politicians focus on caste and religion.
Media: What about Bijli-Sadak-Pani?
Modi focuses on Bijli-Sadak-Rail-Toilets.
Media: What about caste and religion?

Modi is on track in his agenda to transform India.
Modi Haters are on track in their agenda to malign India.

When Pappu takes vacation, ignore as much as possible.
When Kejri goes for naturopathy, celebrate it.
When Modi goes abroad for work, ridicule it.

Irony alert…
The biggest destroyer of students through dirty politics is SFI.
Most crying over ‪#‎RohithVemula‬ death staunch supporters of SFI.

Lok Sabha elections.
If only ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ voted, Congress would get 500 seats.
If only senior editors voted, Kejri would get 500 seats.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru