Newton’s Third Law…
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Lokpal’s First Law…
Every Civil Society action has an equal and opposite Uncivil Government action.
If anything, Anna Hazare and Manmohan Singh must have become good penfriends by now.
What’s On? (August second half schedule)
AnnaTV, TVAnna, Anna Today, Anna Now, The Times of Anna, The Anna Times, The Anna Express, Anna News, Deccan Anna, The Anna, Live Anna…
There’s many a slip between the cup and the lip.
There’s many a slip between the Lokpal Bill and Act.
Quarter-finals: Lost, promoted on a technicality.
Semi-finals: Just won.
Finals: State of the Final Lokpal draft, result expected in 2012.
Now if India by any chance manages to win the finals, then that’s just a small first step in the battle against corruption…
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Naagrik: Doodh main kyu paani mila rahe ho bhai?
Doodhwala: To kya kar loge ji?
Anna: Lokpal Bill main kyun paani mila rahe ho bhai?
Pradhan Mantri: To kya kar loge ji?
Pak PM: Indo-Pak relations need to be energized with a bit of youth.
Result: Hina! Hina! Hina!
The misunderstood media moghul…
Murdoch: Mobilize all the hacks!
What really happened: All the mobiles were hacked!
Murdoch: I’ve been attacked so much that the news of the world should be shut down for me.
What really happened: The News of the World shut down.
Murdoch: This is the most humiliating day of my life!
What was really reported: This is the most humbling day of my life.
© Sunil Rajguru
Then: Can we eradicate corruption?
Now: Can we eradicate Baba and Anna?
Then: Hey Ram!
Now: Hey Ramdev!
Then: Baba is the right choice baby.
Now: Baba is not only right, but far right and RSS.
Then: Will it be able to end corruption?
Now: Will it ever see the light of day?
Then: Anna RSS hai.
Now: Baba RSS hai.
The corrupt of India…
The citizens of India…
Then: Aayega, aayega, aayega Lokpal ek din aayega…
Now: Aayega, aayega, aayega Lokpal ek din aayega…
This version by Sunil Rajguru