(Based on the story “Blind men and an elephant”)
The Lokpal Elephant was kept in a dark room and various people went to check it out.
Kapil Sibal felt the tusks and said, “This is pretty strong, hard and can rip apart almost anything!”
Laloo Prasad Yadav felt the leg and said, “My God! This is so strong! It can crush us any time!”
Arvind Kejriwal felt the tail and said, “This is so thin and useless!”
M Karunanidhi felt the ear and said, “This looks quite small and useless, my ministers will be safe.”
Mamata Banerjee tried to touch the trunk but it kept moving this way and that way and she exclaimed, “My God! I don’t even know what this is!”
Mulayam Singh Yadav felt the stomach and it rumbled loudly and so he ran out of the room.
Some Congress MPs went too close to its rear and got disgusted and ran away too.
LK Advani sat in the corner and refused to touch the elephant saying, “What do I care! We are not in power!”
This version by Sunil Rajguru