When the #IndianArmy crossed the #LoC into #PoK and did a #SurgicalStrike

If Pak terrorists can cross LoC/LAC regularly and come here during peace, why can’t Indian soldiers cross regularly and go there?
Took us 69 years to realize this.

Dear Pakistan,
You can’t ban all Indian products.
Pakistan itself is a product of India.

#Bharat ki #MannKiBaat Pakistan edition launched yesterday.

Pak Defence Minister.
Day 1: We will nuke India.
Day 2: India does surgical strike.
Day 3: Next time we will show you.

Pak: We will complain to the UN.

India: That India entered occupied Indian territory and destroyed terror camps? OK. Go ahead.
Pak: Errr… Ummm…

Pakistan has been waging/threatening war for 69 years, doing terror attacks for 27 years, threatening nukes for 17 years.
India still only reacts.

#SwachhBharat campaign extending to PoK is valid because PoK is actually part of Bharat.

You can do one more Mumbai and you may lose Balochistan.
—Ajit Doval.
Turn. Turn. Turn. The wheels, they are a turning.

Modi: Let’s have a battle over poverty.
Pak Army: LOL! Chalo so jao shaan se.
After #SurgicalStrike
Pak Army: O teri! Ye kya hua!

In 1947 J&K was headed for independence, but Pak stupidity placed it in India’s lap.
In 1971 Pak stupidity created Bangladesh.
Current stupidity laying grounds for an Independent Balochistan.

Modi Bhai M.B.B.S.
#SurgicalStrike

Pakistan: We do not accept the LoC.
Indian Army: OK. No problem. We too. Here we come.
#SurgicalStrike

Sharif: Hum iski kadi ninda karte hai.
#SurgicalStrike

Maine #SurgicalStrike kiya
#SurgicalStrike kiya to darna kya
#SurgicalStrike to hona hi tha
#SurgicalStrike Karne Wale Kabhi Kam Na Honge
#SurgicalStrike Kiye Jaa
Kaho Na #SurgicalStrike Hai…
Aao #SurgicalStrike Kare
#SurgicalStrike Hua Chori Chori

Pakistan has been attacking India non-stop from 1947-2016.
The only difference is that sometimes India responds and sometimes it doesn’t.

Pakistan: Mere paas China hai, Amreeka hai, dher saare nukes hai, unaccountable Army hai, tere paas kya hai?
India: We did a #SurgicalStrike while you were speaking.

Iran firing at Pakistan is a case of bahati Ganga main haath dho lo.
#SurgicalStrike

India planning to make Pakistan Most Favoured Nation (for counter-terrorism surgical strikes).

Yesterday.
Pakistan: We will do terrorism.
India: We will ban falana dimkhaana.
Today.
India: We will do counter-terrorism.
Pakistan: We will ban Dhoni film.

It’s called surgical strike because India is the surgeon and Pakistan is the severely ill patient.

Modi’s Peace Doctrine is tougher than some war doctrines.
We didn’t cross LoC even during Kargil War.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Indian border/LoC musings…

Sad ugly truth…
China: Our soldiers don’t require visa to enter India.
Pakistan: Our soldiers don’t need to enter India. We fire from our positions and the Indian government does nothing.

What is common to Batman, Superman and Indo-Pak peace?
A: They are all fictional characters.
Tragedy is our leaders still believe in it as soldiers keep dying non-stop.

Pak leaders’ gifts…
Liaquat: 1948 Kashmir war.
Ayub: 1965 war.
Yahya: 1971 war.
Zia: Siachen conflict.
Benazir: Kashmir militancy.
Sharif: Kargil.
Sharif is back! Arre kamse kam koi usko return gift to de do!

Antony on KBC…
Antony: People in Pak Army uniform did it.
KBC: LoC kiya jaaye?
AKA: Errr… let me change my answer… Pak Army did it.
KBC: Full marks to you! Now we move on to the next question. What are you going to do about it?

We are an army of tigers led by wolves in lambs’ clothing.
(Summing up the soldier-politician relationship)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru