The absolutely never-ending #Demonetisation musings…

Chhota bhai: Aaj mere paas credit card hai, debit card hai, netbanking hai, PayTM hai, Rupay hai… tere paas kya hai?
Bada bhai: Mere paas hard cash hai!

Out of service.
Out of order.
Expecting cash.
2000s only.
Emptying fast.

Cash Na Milega Dobara.
Prem Ratan Dhan Na Payo.
Ae Bill Hai Mushkil.
Ek Tha Black Money Tiger.
Airlift (of new currency notes by IAF).

Do you have a Ration Card?
Yes, it is called an ATM Card.
Money is rationed and usually out of stock.

ATM = Any Time Money (may suddenly come and you have to be ready in wait for it)

ATM now stands for…
ATM Temporarily Moneyless.

New Year Resolutions…
RBI: I will make sure there is enough cash in the markets.
Banks: I will make sure ATMs remain open with cash 24X7.

(note)band(i) baj gaya inka. Opposition will continue protesting.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More #Demonitisation musings…

So India ends its Unofficial Counterfeit Money Union with Pakistan.
Only the Unofficial Free Border Union with Bangladesh is left.

Nehru created a mess.
Shastri cleaned it.
Indira-Rajiv created a mess.
Rao-Vajpayee cleaned it.
Sonia created a mess.
Modi cleaning it bigly.

Pahale Rs 500 aur Rs 1000 note ke gadde ki chori ka dar tha.
Ab chutte chori hone ka dar hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#Demonitisation musings…

4-in-1 move…
1—Black money crackdown.
2—Target counterfeiters.
3—Restrict cash flow during elections.
4—Upgrade currency notes.

Gandhi on Rs 5 note.
Gandhi on Rs 10 note.
Gandhi on Rs 20 note.
Gandhi on Rs 50 note.
Gandhi on Rs 100 note.
Gandhi on Rs 500 note.
Gandhi on Rs 1000 note.
Gandhi on Rs 2000 note.

A royal pain in the short run.
A real game changer in the long run.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru