Chhota bhai: Aaj mere paas credit card hai, debit card hai, netbanking hai, PayTM hai, Rupay hai… tere paas kya hai?
Bada bhai: Mere paas hard cash hai!
Out of service.
Out of order.
Cash Na Milega Dobara.
Prem Ratan Dhan Na Payo.
Ae Bill Hai Mushkil.
Ek Tha Black Money Tiger.
Airlift (of new currency notes by IAF).
Do you have a Ration Card?
Yes, it is called an ATM Card.
Money is rationed and usually out of stock.
ATM = Any Time Money (may suddenly come and you have to be ready in wait for it)
ATM now stands for…
ATM Temporarily Moneyless.
New Year Resolutions…
RBI: I will make sure there is enough cash in the markets.
Banks: I will make sure ATMs remain open with cash 24X7.
(note)band(i) baj gaya inka. Opposition will continue protesting.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru