The absolutely never-ending #Demonetisation musings…

Chhota bhai: Aaj mere paas credit card hai, debit card hai, netbanking hai, PayTM hai, Rupay hai… tere paas kya hai?
Bada bhai: Mere paas hard cash hai!

Out of service.
Out of order.
Expecting cash.
2000s only.
Emptying fast.
#ATMStatuses

Cash Na Milega Dobara.
Prem Ratan Dhan Na Payo.
Ae Bill Hai Mushkil.
Ek Tha Black Money Tiger.
Airlift (of new currency notes by IAF).

Do you have a Ration Card?
Yes, it is called an ATM Card.
Money is rationed and usually out of stock.

ATM = Any Time Money (may suddenly come and you have to be ready in wait for it)

ATM now stands for…
ATM Temporarily Moneyless.

New Year Resolutions…
RBI: I will make sure there is enough cash in the markets.
Banks: I will make sure ATMs remain open with cash 24X7.

(note)band(i) baj gaya inka. Opposition will continue protesting.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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