Nehru was less than 50% of Patel/Netaji.
Indira was less than 50% of Nehru.
Rajiv was less than 50% of Indira.
Sonia is less than 50% of Rajiv.
Pappu is less than 50% of Sonia.
Pappini will be less than 50% of Pappu.
Still the slogan will be…
Pappini laao, desh bachao,
Aur uske baad uske baccho ko bhi lao.
© Sunil Rajguru
In 2004, Sonia unwittingly became the right person at the right place at the right time.
However Pappu has proved to be the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time always saying the wrong things and backing the wrong people.
And the Congress still thinks he’s Mr Right.
Well they are right. He is Mr Right for the BJP.
Thanks to him the Left-leaning nation has firmly taken a Right turn.
© Sunil Rajguru
Vice: (noun), a fault, defect, or shortcoming.
Usage: Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi.
Modi and Pappu are two sides of the same coin.
Both are equally destructive for the Congress party.
I have a 100-year-vision.
If you follow what I am doing, then we will return to power in 100 years.
—Pappu Maharaj.
Pre-2014, everything was an imagined #BlowToModi.
Post-2014, everything is a very real #BlowToSonia #BlowToPappu and #BlowToCongress.
Jitna ridicule maine 44 saal main ikhatta kiya, tumne sirf 26 saal main kiya!
#PappuVersusBilawal
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Pappu star campaigner for Bihar 2010 polls, Congress gets 4/243 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu star campaigner for UP 2012 polls, Congress gets 28/403 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu star campaigner for 2013 Assembly polls, Congress wins 1/5 States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu star campaigner for 2014 Lok Sabha polls, Congress wins 44/543 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu campaigns in Maharashtra and Haryana, Congress loses both States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time! (Till 2024? Till 2029?)
Modi wins 2002 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Polarization!
Modi wins 2007 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Gujaratis have been fooled!
Modi wins 2012 Gujarat Assembly polls.
So what? Expected. TINA!
Modi campaigns to great 2013 Assembly polls victory.
No Modi wave. Even if so, it won’t last till 2014.
Modi leads BJP to spectacular 282 Lok Sabha seats.
31%! Bypolls show Modi wave has ended!
Modi campaign leads to BJP CMs in Maharashtra and Haryana.
Bah! He will never get Tamil Nadu and West Bengal.
Post script…
Pappu’s mistakes will be tolerated for decades.
Modi’s successes will be forgotten in one second.
© Sunil Rajguru
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India’s creativity…
Gandhi on Rs 5 note.
Gandhi on Rs 10 note.
Gandhi on Rs 20 note.
Gandhi on Rs 50 note.
Gandhi on Rs 100 note.
Gandhi on Rs 500 note.
Gandhi on Rs 1000 note.
Mahatma Gandhi is still single-handedly running India’s economy.
Business Insider claims Sonia is a billionaire.
Media: Now that’s not news! Royal ignore.
Fake website claims that Ramdev claims Ebola cure.
Media: News! News! News!
When every Congress leader speaks rubbish on TV 24X7, does it really make a difference who is a spokesperson and who is not?
#Tharoor #Tiwari
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Films of…
Pappu: The Man Who Would be Prime Minister.
Sonia: The Last Queen of Scamland.
Manmohan: On Her Majesty’s (Not So) Secret Service.
Report: Rs 51 lakh spent for maintenance at Sonia’s house.
Question: Has India spent Rs 51 lakh crore for maintenance of the Dynasty so far?
Like Mr India, Sonia Gandhi is a superhero called Mrs India.
She becomes totally invisible when media discusses scams, policy debacles and UPA2 disasters.
Manmohan: I was not in charge.
+ Sonia: I wasn’t the PM.
= Nobody was responsible for the UPA2 debacle.
Congress to all its detractors…
Kyun (Vinod) Rai ka parvat bana rahe ho?
#ScamsterMMS #UPA2 #Coalgate #2G #NotJustAnAccountant
These versions by Sunil Rajguru