If all calls are free and mobile data is dirt cheap, then how will they make money?
Acche Din for consumers.
Bure Din for mobile operators.
Reliance gives mobile data at fantastic rates.
All other players scramble to match that.
That’s Aur Jeene Do.
Schrodinger on steroids.
If you go by the TV news channels, Uttar Pradesh currently has one dozen “next” Chief Ministers.
Assange is a bigger name than Jack.
Yet Jack refuses to give Assange a verified Twitter account.
Tells you what’s wrong with the Left-Liberal ecosystem.
It is the right moment for the Right.
But things are still far off for the Far Right.
1945-91: Big 2.
1991-2000s: Pax Americana.
2010s: US, China, Russia, India, Turkey, Iran etc all being assertive as EU collpases.
Till 1980s it was the BBC.
1990s was the decade of CNN.
In the 2010s its WikiLeaks all the way.
The “Internet of Things” simply means that every device in your home can become a snooping device and be used against you.
Team India’s Women’s Day gift.
They finished the match on March 7 to keep March 8 free from cricketing distractions.
On any day, in any match, for any reason, from any position of strength, no matter what the mahurat, India can lose 5 wickets for 10 runs.
Imran has 1 World Cup.
Darren Sammy has 2.
Sammy graces PSL, so Imran calls him phateechar.
And you ask what’s wrong with Pak cricket.
If you want to be really politically correct, then you also need other names for woMAN and feMALE and maybe even huMANkind.
Three straight matches of 600+ scores. (World record).
Three straight innings of 200- scores. (Business as usual)
Ashes to ashes ashes and dust to dust,
If O’Keefe don’t get you Lyons must.
Return of the Nair.
India last two Test innings: 212 for 20.
Karun last Test inning: 303 for 0.
The Global Bourgeoisie are trying to lead a Proletarian Revolution.
Casualties of war.
1000s more in Kargil, Siachen and terror attacks.
Par Pakistan ne ek ko bhi na maara.
American politics has transformed into a 1980s Bollywood movie.
Foreign hand in everything.
The man in power must be stopped with violence.
Lalu-Nitish ka bhai bhai Jungle Raj…
No matter how badly Modi does, his rivals will do worse.
Uber led to the English word super.
As in: Uber was a super taxi service.
The literal translation of uber is “over” or “above”.
As in: Uber drivers are asking benefits “over” and “above” what they are getting now.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru