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In 1949 in the film Mahal, the age difference between the hero Ashok Kumar and heroine Madhu Bala was 21 years.
That glorious tradition is being kept alive today by the 3 Khans.

(June 24)

Kumble.
Ace spinner.
Match winner.
Test centurion.
Captain.
Administrator.
Head coach.
What next?

Karunanidhi scriptwriter.
MG Ramachandran actor.
VN Janaki actress.
Jayalalithaa actress.
Rajinikanth next?
#TamilNaduChiefMinister

Whoever wins Karnataka, loses the Centre.
Amit Shah—Yeddy ko daalo.
Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kucch haarna bhi padta hai… aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai.

If the Democrats hate Trump, then they’ll hate hardliner “President Pence” even more.
This impeachment drama is a lose-lose game for them.

(June 23)

28 years after Tiananmen Square, no democracy in China.
6 years after Tahrir Square, no democracy in Egypt.
6 years after Jantar Mantar, no Lokpal in India.

Obama took over in 2009 and the Democrats have been losing non-stop since 2010.
Tremendous personal charisma saved him, his non-performance couldn’t save the Democrats.

(June 22)

“Sources” moved from sources to hearsay to rumours to outright lies.
Now “According to sources” = “According to a lying me”.

(June 20)

If Modi feels like bursting into a speech while on the Kochi Metro, it would be…
Mitron in a Metro.

The Left.
Mass killing of minds since 1848.
Mass killing of lives since 1917.

The Left is celebrating its centenary this year in 2017.
A 100 years of mass killings beginning with the Russian Revolution in 1917.

(June 17)

Black ink not good for environment.
Green ink not good for environment.
White light requires electricity.
Green light requires electricity.
#WorldEnvironmentDaySymbolism

Tens of thousands of terrorists with ISIS.
Tens of thousands of terrorists with Pakistan.
Hundreds of thousands of victims of terrorism since 9/11.
World still in denial.

(June 5)

It’s become fashionable for liberals to condemn those who condemn terrorism.

If you boycott Pak in tournaments—what happens if you meet in a WC final?
Hand them the World Cup on a platter?
Bilateral boycott is enough.

(June 4)

Bollywood, 1958…
Jungle main mor naacha kisi ne na dekha.
Judiciary, 2017…
Jungle main mor ne sex kiya, kisi ne na dekha.

(June 2)

Celebrities and leaders who are alarmist over Climate Change due to fossil fuels are paradoxically the biggest guzzlers of fossil fuels themselves.

(June 1)

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Bhajji a Test batsman. Yuvi an ODI bowler. Gambhir India’s most successful (ODI win-loss ratio) captain. Aussies are rubbish on home soil. Lanka can’t beat Windies in their own backyard. Next is what? But I’m loving the change! (Only Pak cricket consistently continues to be in the doldrums)(December 11)WikiPakiFakeeeLeakeee…After going south in the 1st Test, Aussies refuse to go with North in the 2nd, look to Beer in desperation along with Hughes expectations…Who’s line is it anyway? Celebrities simply RT on Twitter and media passes it off as an original quote! 6:13 PM Dec 9th via Ping.fm(December 9)

3 thoughts on “Statuses

  1. Dear Mr. Rajguru,

    I live in U.K. An English friend of mine is having a very rough time in Banglore. I would like to
    write her story to you. I am wondering if you would like to inform me your e-mail address.

  2. Dear Raj Guruji, i want reread your opinion ,what india should learn from japan. Please state the month i should look into, from your writings.

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