More Mahi musings…

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· There was this Mahi—a real bowlers’ pain,
Who made sure the last over didn’t go in vain,
Not once, but again
And again and again,
And again and again and again!

· One reason that I personally rate Dhoni higher than Sachin is because you can get tired of records but you can never get tired of victories.

· Yet another leadership change in Jharkhand!
The only consistent leader from Jharkhand since its inception has been Dhoni!

· Melting point of Ice Man Dhoni = 50.1° where ° = Overs (in a 50 over match).

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Windies triangular tournament win musings on Dhoni…

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· Dhoni wins a tournament… yawn… stays till the end… yawn… finishes it off with a 6… yawn…

· Miandad’s last ball sixer shattered India.
India prayed and prayed for a counter.
And lo behold! There was Dhoni!

· Overheard…
Dhoni: Honey, I have just won the…
Sakshi: Bas, bas, bore mat kar… ghar main bahut kaam pada hai… waise bhi ab trophies ke liye koi jagah nahin bachi hai… achcha hua Zimbabwe tour miss kar raha hai…

· That mid-1980s feeling…
India world champions. Low 202 run target in final. Still last over finish. Top scorer 58(89). 1 attacking opener, 1 slow one. All-rounder champ Ravi in team. No Sachin factor. Captain Sixer.

· How to rest an overworked Dhoni…
1. Get Karthik to keep stumps.
2. Let Mahi come 9 down.
3. Phir bhi jeet pakki hai!

· Taking a break from this Rahul vs Modi debate, I’m rooting for Dhoni as Prime Minister.

· Won’t be surprised if Jayawardene and Sangakkara retire from India matches to concentrate on other teams.

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The rulers of India…

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· Liberalization Economy Trinity…
Narasimha Rao the Creator.
Vajpayee the Preserver.
Manmohan the Destroyer.

· Spiderman: With great power comes great responsibility.
Sonia: LOL! With absolute power come zero accountability and zero responsibility.
MMS: Power? Woh kya hota hai? Pata nahin? Theek hai!

· The Information Overload in the Modi-Godhra case is absolutely astounding.
So much so that facts have become irrelevant and it’s now just a matter of belief!

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Today’s partisan political musings…

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· Presumption of Innocence: The principle that one is considered innocent until proven guilty.
Presumption of Guilt: The principle that Modi is considered guilty until proven innocent.

· In the BJP, they had to coin the term “Namonia”.
In the Congress it already exists and it’s called So”nia”.

· Sir!!! Please be PM! Please be PM! Please be PM! Please be PM!…
‪#‎Pappu‬: Mujhe chhod do mere haal pe, zinda hoon yaar kaafi hai…
‪#‎Lootera‬

· Congress spokespersons’ logo…
Trolling India before the Internet was invented!

· Spokesperson’s XI…
Mani, Diggy, Tiwari, Jha, Renuka, Singhvi, Sibal, Tehseen, Khurshid, Nirupam, Narayanaswamy.
Congress all down before 2014 polls!

· Why does the Congress disbelieve that the BJP has so much support?
Today even if RJD was the main Opposition, there’d be a massive “Laloo for PM” lobby, so spectacularly has the UPA tanked.

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Yet more Diggy Raja musings…

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· Diggy Raja quotes fuel Twitter/FB jokes, humour sites, spoofs, parodies, cartoons and of course serious news in mainstream media.

· A day will come when Diggy Raja will finally say something that actually makes sense and the whole nation will go into shock.

· Online Trolls are absolutely pathetic.
But more pathetic are the Offline Trolls who call themselves Congress spokespersons.

· Roger Hollis: Biggest real-life double agent?
Professor Snape: Biggest in fiction?
Diggy Raja: Our biggest double agent?
(Ref: His bizarre statements weaken Congress, help BJP/RSS)

· My name is ______ and I’m an idiot.
The amount of Congress spokespersons who can put their name in the above sentence is not funny.

· #‎Bhonku‬ is a profound hashtag.
What about the voice’s “master”?
What about the people who feed it regularly?
Why do people love hearing it?

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Ishrat Jahan musings…

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· CBI: Off to Ahmedabad on Ishrat case. Which song should I play on the way?
MMS: Dedicate it to Modi and play, “Tu Jahan Jahan chalega, mera saaya saath hoga…”

· After a blast in India, some condemn it, some condemn secularism, some condemn the Right, getting themselves condemned in the process… Then there’s the CBI condemning the IB…
Ghanta we all Indians are going to fight terrorism together like this.

· The interesting thing about the Modi debate is that with each setback or victory, both sides merely harden their stands.

· Gujarat Police (BJP) + IB (Congress) = Fake encounter!
Curiouser and curiouser.

· Congress hits sixer (Food Bill) over no ball (CBI-Ishrat).
Well played!
Food Bill = News. CBI chargesheet = Noise.
As usual, Noise trumps News.
NREGA saved UPA1. Food Bill may yet save UPA2!

· July 4 in US is their Independence Day.
July 4 in India will also be an Independence Day.
But for who?
Congress? BJP? CBI? IB?

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