· CBI: Off to Ahmedabad on Ishrat case. Which song should I play on the way?
MMS: Dedicate it to Modi and play, “Tu Jahan Jahan chalega, mera saaya saath hoga…”

· After a blast in India, some condemn it, some condemn secularism, some condemn the Right, getting themselves condemned in the process… Then there’s the CBI condemning the IB…
Ghanta we all Indians are going to fight terrorism together like this.

· The interesting thing about the Modi debate is that with each setback or victory, both sides merely harden their stands.

· Gujarat Police (BJP) + IB (Congress) = Fake encounter!
Curiouser and curiouser.

· Congress hits sixer (Food Bill) over no ball (CBI-Ishrat).
Well played!
Food Bill = News. CBI chargesheet = Noise.
As usual, Noise trumps News.
NREGA saved UPA1. Food Bill may yet save UPA2!

· July 4 in US is their Independence Day.
July 4 in India will also be an Independence Day.
But for who?
Congress? BJP? CBI? IB?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru