Windies triangular tournament win musings on Dhoni…

· Dhoni wins a tournament… yawn… stays till the end… yawn… finishes it off with a 6… yawn…

· Miandad’s last ball sixer shattered India.
India prayed and prayed for a counter.
And lo behold! There was Dhoni!

· Overheard…
Dhoni: Honey, I have just won the…
Sakshi: Bas, bas, bore mat kar… ghar main bahut kaam pada hai… waise bhi ab trophies ke liye koi jagah nahin bachi hai… achcha hua Zimbabwe tour miss kar raha hai…

· That mid-1980s feeling…
India world champions. Low 202 run target in final. Still last over finish. Top scorer 58(89). 1 attacking opener, 1 slow one. All-rounder champ Ravi in team. No Sachin factor. Captain Sixer.

· How to rest an overworked Dhoni…
1. Get Karthik to keep stumps.
2. Let Mahi come 9 down.
3. Phir bhi jeet pakki hai!

· Taking a break from this Rahul vs Modi debate, I’m rooting for Dhoni as Prime Minister.

· Won’t be surprised if Jayawardene and Sangakkara retire from India matches to concentrate on other teams.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

One thought on “Windies triangular tournament win musings on Dhoni…

  1. Mr. Rajguru… don’t you think you are one-sided in your opinion? rather you are emotionally attached to right-wing parties or organisations? I just wonder whether you are a journalist in any sense or you are paid by RSS or BJP for your comments here… While you have said plenty about Congress spokespersons and their comments, why don’t you analyse the speech of Modi? What are you parameters to analyse speech? Cynicism is not journalism. You will have to have balance in what you do. Modi is a divisive figure from a particular point and particular people and he is a hero from a particular point and particular organisation. If you interpret data set before you, just check rather verify your data before you make conclusions. Your statements on different leaders of Congress is awful.. I think you have not watched the TV channels last night where Meenakshi Lekhi was struggling to defend Modi and also others… Why don’t you write about the TV channels who take pro-modi stand like Arnab Goswami, Headlines today’s anchors, and sometimes CNN-IBN, even NDTV? Something is either missing or you want to see the reality as something pre-defined.

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