Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime—Original quote.
Teach a man to fish and you lose votes. Promise to feed a man a fish every day and you can rule for a lifetime—Sonia Mata on the eve of the Food Bill Ordinance.

I think, therefore I am—Descartes.
I don’t think, therefore am I not?—Pappu.

Think before you speak—Saying.
I speak a lot, but what is this “think” funda that everyone keeps talking about?—Diggy Raja saying.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?—Saying.
With spokespersons like these, who needs the Opposition?—Congress will be saying after the 2014 polls.

Look before you leap—Saying.
Look, I am leaping on your freedom of speech—Government of India is saying.

The BJP pokes its nose in everything—Renuka says.
I don’t have that problem is my nose is always high up in the air—Unsaid.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru