Columns on the Internet and social media (Till 2013)

My slow journey off ‘offline’
One by on bastions crumbled
17 July, 2013, Sify.com

How social media will dictate the 2014 polls
Its indirect impact is more important
14 April, 2013, Sify.com

Tweeple will have to fight their own fight
The menace of Section 66A
20 November, 2012

Now jail is only a click away
The menace of Section 66A
3 November, 2012

Govt losing web battle due to Streisand effect
Cartoonist Aseem Trivedi’s arrest is ill-timed
10 September, 2012, Sify.com

How America and India hate Internet democracy
Both governments are moving towards curbs
14 January 2012, Sify.com

The very healthy Modi debate…

Modi backers…

Claim 1: Modi was new to the job and tried his best to stop post-Godhra violence.
Claim 2: The Gujarat development model is a success.
Claim 3: People are happier in Gujarat under Modi.
Claim 4: Modi is the best bet for the BJP.
Claim 5: Modi is the most popular leader in India.
Claim 6: Modi is a terrific orator.
Claim 7: Modi is a solid potential for the post of PM.
Claim 8: Many leaders of the world have acknowledged Modi’s genius.
Claim 9: Modi is unfairly under the microscope while other leaders totally get away.
Claim 10: Most of the detractors are outside Gujarat and have vested interests.
(Phew! That probably covers everything!)

Modi detractors…
Assumption 1: Modi is 100% guilty in Godhra and hence no other assumption/claim is required and every claim of the Modi backers has to be totally rubbished and fought tooth and nail till the end of time!

© Sunil Rajgur

Congressi musings of the day…

· Every middle class Indian would gladly pay Rs 5 each if it would stop them from listening to Manish Tewari.

· After the Food Bill is implemented, the common man’s Petrol Bill, Grocery Bill, Restaurant Bill, You Name it Bill will go through the roof.

· 2014: BJP single largest party, Congress supports Third Front.
2015: Food Bill implementation destroys economy.
2016: Third Front falls, blamed for mess. Congress re-elected.

· Found… Pappu’s last telegram…
Telegram kaun laya?

· Actually the Cash Transfer Scheme started ages ago.
The only difference is it first covered politicians and Swiss banks and now it covers citizens and Indian banks.

· Aaj Congress ka zabardast speeches/Tweets/attacks dekh ke lag raha hai ki sab partymen raat bhar laaltein leke Modi ke speeches pad rahe the.

· Why is he always in that mode?
manish teWARi

· Nero played the fiddle when Rome burned.
(Nero= MMS. Rome=India)

· What is the Dynasty Model? What is the Maya Model? What is the Mamata Model? What is the Mulayam Model? What is the Diggy Raja Model? What is the DMK Model? What is the MSM Model? ‪#‎GujaratModel‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi musings of the day…

· Q: Is the bottle half Full or half Empty?
Media: Dunno about that, but 0.01% of Modi’s speech is Empty and our report is Full of that.

· Indian pays Rs 5 to hear Modi speak.
India pays Rs 5 lakh crore to hear Manmohan’s silence.
‪#‎CostOfScams‬

· I think a few hundred prominent Indian personalities would go into a permanent state of shock and get detached from reality if Modi actually became Prime Minister.

· Yesterday the media covered the Modus Operandi of all political parties.
Today it’s just Modi’s Operandi.

· Seems you either virulently like Modi or virulently hate him or virulently want to ignore him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Is India really in the 21st Century?

The Internet was the wonder of the last century. Many countries are now going in for 100% broadband penetration. India on the other hand recently just managed to touch double figures in Internet penetration. So for the 90-odd per cent…
…they are living in the 20th Century.

Most of the West was electrified in the 20th Century. Two-thirds of India still doesn’t have electricity…
…they are living in the 19th Century.

The Industrial revolution flourished in the 19th Century, but many areas in India are yet to see industrialization…
…they are living in the 18th Century.

The practice of female infanticide may have begun hundreds of years ago. But it is still rampant in India today…
…they are in some vague century in the Middle Ages.

The Indian Constitution granted equality in 1947. However still in many parts of India inter-caste marriages are not allowed by society and there are even killings over it…
…they are still in some vague century BC when Manusmriti was written.

Some sort of writing may have begun in the world many thousands of years ago. One-fourth of India is still illiterate…
…they are in some vague millennium BC.

So which century is India really in?

© Sunil Rajguru

The death of telegram musings…

· One way of putting it…
Q: I love you. Do you love me?
A: I’ll reply by telegram!
‪#‎India‬

· Telegram gaya, ab Kilogram (of vegetables) bhi chala jaayega, sab ab gram main hi khareediye.

· Last telegrams Pappu sent to many humble homes saying he’s coming to their place to eat.
And now they can’t even reply!

· Telegram gaya tel lene…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru