2014 Columns

Why PK presses all the wrong buttons
December 31, 2014, Sify.com

2015: Kashmir’s year of hope
December 24, 2014, Sify.com

10 Smriti Irani controversies in 2014
December 22, 2014, Sify.com

9 #BlowToModi moments after he became PM
December 22, 2014, Sify.com

7 ways the Army has destroyed Pakistan…
December 22, 2014, Sify.com

Is 2014 the year that the Congress party died?
December 22, 2014, Sify.com

Best and worst of 2014
December 21, 2014, Sify.com

Bad Taliban. Worse Taliban. Worst Taliban
December 21, 2014, Sify.com

Pakistan is back to its tricks yet again
December 19, 2014, Sify.com

A to Z of Pakistani terror
December 19, 2014, Sify.com

Stop playing good terrorist bad terrorist!
December 18, 2014, Sify.com

Six hits of ISRO in 2014
December 16, 2014, Sify.com

Narendra Modi’s 10 hits of 2014…
December 15, 2014, Sify.com

Saradha: A scam that covers almost every field
December 15, 2014, Sify.com

A to Z of political extinctions in 2014
December 12, 2014, Sify.com

2014: When they should’ve attacked Congress
December 11, 2014, Sify.com

31: Number of the year for Modi haters
December 10, 2014, Sify.com

Mo’ White and the 11 dwarves
November 19, 2014, Sify.com

The new politically Bimaru club
November 18, 2014, Sify.com

Meet India’s four great dictators
November 15, 2014, Sify.com

5 bad ideas for Indian elections…
November 12, 2014, Sify.com

10 pieces of Vadra notoriety
November 3, 2014, Sify.com

Pawar checkmates Sena yet again
October 28, 2014, Sify.com

7 mistakes of Uddhav Thackeray
October 21, 2014, Sify.com

100% Modi bags two hat-tricks…
October 21, 2014, Sify.com

7 points to note in the October elections…
October 20, 2014, Sify.com

10 controversies of Shashi Tharoor…
October 13, 2014, Sify.com

Pakistan’s destructive self-fulfilling prophesy
October 10, 2014, Sify.com

The Ten Wars of Pakistan on India
October 9, 2014, Sify.com

Why does India worship its criminals?
October 8, 2014, Sify.com

Dozens of politicians in jail soon? Possible!
October 8, 2014, Sify.com

Get Modi wrong a million times? Keep talking!
October 3, 2014, Sify.com

Mahatma Modi to Adolf Hitler
October 2, 2014, Sify.com

Rise of the Indian media watchdogs…
October 1, 2014, Sify.com

Rajdeep Sardesai and the Rashomon Effect
September 30, 2014, Sify.com

Panneerselvam: Why remote controls are disasters
September 29, 2014, Sify.com

BJP set to conquer Maharashtra?
September 26, 2014, Sify.com

Who is the worst CM of India?
September 14, 2014, Sify.com

Why the US simply has to attack Iraq!
August 10, 2014, Sify.com

7 things you should know about the Bharat Ratna
July 31, 2014, Sify.com

Sania, Saina, Sonia and silly trivia!
July 30, 2014, Sify.com

Seven conflicts deadlier than Israel-Palestine
July 28, 2014, Sify.com

India’s schizophrenic relationship with Israel
July 27, 2014, Sify.com

6 court cases involving the Sonia-Rahul duo
July 25, 2014, Sify.com

Bangalore rape: Go after those who cover up crime
July 24, 2014, Sify.com

FIFA finals: Where have all the goals vanished?
July 15, 2014, Sify.com

FIFA: Advantage home and Europe’s Americas jinx…
July 4, 2014, Sify.com

The hat-trick that ruined West Bengal…
July 3, 2014, Sify.com

National Herald case: The end of Sonia Gandhi?
June 29, 2014, Sify.com

Will we have a Gulf War III?
June 27, 2014, Sify.com

6 reasons why ISIS is a major global threat
June 25, 2014, Sify.com

Everybody loves black money in India!
June 23, 2014, Sify.com

Yes, it’s Left wing extremism!
June 18, 2014, Sify.com

Can India become a US$10 trillion economy?
June 16, 2014, Sify.com

Seven would be PMs who died young…
June 9, 2014, Sify.com

A packed Ambassador with two girls in the boot!
June 5, 2014, Sify.com

The A to Z of the Telangana journey
June 2, 2014, Sify.com

2014: Fall of a dynasty and other lessons
June 1, 2014, Sify.com

PM Modi’s 100-hour report card
May 30, 2014, Sify.com

5 who made it big without the Lok Sabha…
May 28, 2014, Sify.com

Indian Fascism and other definitions
May 26, 2014, Sify.com

The A to Z of AAP dramas and controversies
May 24, 2014, Sify.com

6 reasons why BJP may grow even stronger
May 24, 2014, Sify.com

A chaiwallah beats all the dynasties…
May 23, 2014, Sify.com

8 things you should know about India’s Left
May 23, 2014, Sify.com

Regional players: Going, going, gone…
May 22, 2014, Sify.com

5 ways people are still rubbishing Modi’s win
May 21, 2014, Sify.com

Gujarat Model already implemented in New Delhi
May 20, 2014, Sify.com

Narendra Modi’s acceptance speech…
May 19, 2014, Sify.com

7 reasons why Modi’s campaign succeeded…
May 19, 2014, Sify.com

Arvind Kejriwal: The boy who was afraid
May 19, 2014, Sify.com

7 reasons why the AAP lost everywhere
May 19, 2014, Sify.com

Which was India’s ultimate ‘wave’ election?
May 18, 2014, Sify.com

6 reasons why the Congress may be finished
May 17, 2014, Sify.com

Now it’s Nehru, Indira and Modi!
May 16, 2014, Sify.com

Seven positives of general elections 2014
May 14, 2014, Sify.com

Killing them softly with Twitter names
May 13, 2014, Sify.com

Eight times when media was petrified of Sonia…
May 12, 2014, Sify.com

5 problems with the 2014 general elections…
May 11, 2014, Sify.com

This is India’s social media decade!
May 10, 2014, Sify.com

Will the Sangh Parivaar be ‘Modi-fied’ on May 16?
May 8, 2014, Sify.com

Modi versus Kejriwal: The real battle’s online!
May 5, 2014, Sify.com

7 urgent questions for Priyanka Vadra!
April 30, 2014, Sify.com

Seven reasons why Nehru was a bad first PM
April 30, 2014, Sify.com

5 things the Congress could have done differently…
April 29, 2014, Sify.com

5 possible reasons why Priyanka isn’t contesting
April 28, 2014, Sify.com

Can you rig the polls in India today?
April 27, 2014, Sify.com

Five reasons why Pappu will be a disastrous PM
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

How Modi emerged as the great unifier
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

Beware! The Fascist dictator riseth!
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

And just who is Priyanka Vadra anyway?
April 24, 2014, Sify.com

2014: The most participatory election ever!
April 23, 2014, Sify.com

The battle of status messages goes offline!
April 22, 2014, Sify.com

Six reasons for Nitish’s sudden collapse
April 22, 2014, Sify.com

AAP: Under siege from within
April 22, 2014, Sify.com

Will mainstream media survive after 2014?
April 15, 2014, Sify.com

Misogynist politicians: Roll of dishonour
April 12, 2014, Sify.com

Five reasons why opinion polls may be right in 2014
April 7, 2014, Sify.com

Six firsts if Modi becomes PM…
March 31, 2014, Sify.com

Diary of a rabid Modi hater…
March 25, 2014, Sify.com

Leadership SWOT analysis: Arvind Kejriwal
March 24, 2014, Sify.com

Leadership SWOT analysis: Rahul Gandhi
March 24, 2014, Sify.com

Leadership SWOT analysis: Narendra Modi
March 11, 2014, Sify.com

10 priceless Kejriwal U-turns
March 20, 2014, Sify.com

The Advani era ended in 2004
March 20, 2014, Sify.com

AAP, the chargesheeted party
March 19, 2014, Sify.com

How everybody really loves Modi
March 10, 2014, Sify.com

The BJP falls right into the AAP trap
When AAP attacked BJP headquarters…
March 6, 2014, Sify.com

Manmohan, the butcher of India’s national security
March 3, 2014, Sify.com

12 Modi lies the media told you…
February 28, 2014, Sify.com

7 contradictions tearing the party AAPart
February 26, 2014, Sify.com

How Congress always crushed the media
February 25, 2014, Sify.com

14 more gaffes, misses and failures of Sushilkumar Shinde
February 25, 2014, Sify.com

Any politician at fault? Just blame Modi!
February 25, 2014, Sify.com

10 reasons why Manmohan is the worst PM ever…
February 23, 2014, Sify.com

Maximize LS seats, everything else be damned
February 17, 2014, Sify.com

Seven things that went wrong for Arvind Kejriwal
February 15, 2014, Sify.com

7 reasons why AAP may yet return in Delhi
February 15, 2014, Sify.com

Six ways Modi bypassed the ‘media’ to go ‘mainstream’
February 13, 2014, Sify.com

The Congress’s missteps in Andhra Pradesh
February 10, 2014, Sify.com

Narendra Modi in black and white
February 9, 2014, Sify.com

8 great Pappu nautankis
Rahul Gandhi and his dramatic symbolism
February 5, 2014, Sify.com

The 5 types of Narendra Modi haters
February 4, 2014, Sify.com

Sharad Pawar: The ultimate Paltiwal
February 3, 2014, Sify.com

5 fallouts of the Pappu interview
…with Arnab Goswami
February 1, 2014, Sify.com

All hail Aamir, the Emperor Khan!
31 January, 2014, Sify.com

​Boy, we really hate our girls!
Why do our netas keep rubbishing women?
30 January, 2014, Sify.com

10 things propelling Modi to the top
29 January, 2014, Sify.com

What Pappu actually said in his interview…
…with Arnab Goswami
27 January, 2014, Sify.com

AAP’s 7 mistakes to cover one
The Somnath Bharti affair
15 January, 2014, Sify.com

If this is AAP education, give me illiteracy!
21 January, 2014, Sify.com

Dharnas to anarchy: AAP’s gifts to Delhi
20 January, 2014, Sify.com

A totally mad and crazy day on Twitter!
The tragic Sunanda Pushkar affair
15 January, 2014, Sify.com

Six hurdles to AAP’s Mission 2014
The Delhi scenario will not be repeated…
15 January, 2014, Sify.com

The five types of Narendra Modi supporters
Change seeker, Liberalization dude..
14 January, 2014, Sify.com

Six achievements of the UPA 2
Giving the devil its due…
14 January, 2014, Sify.com

Six things the AAP got right
Not the tariff reductions
14 January, 2014, Sify.com

AAP and the Communist Revolution of 2014!
A return to the past…
1
3 January, 2014, Sify.com

Is Kejriwal Modi’s best friend?
He’s indirectly helping him…
1
3 January, 2014, Sify.com

8 reasons why the AAP is now An Aam Party
The similarities are striking…
10 January, 2014, Sify.com

Seven myths about AAP’s Lok Sabha chances
They are a hyped up party…
09 January, 2014, Sify.com

Voila! AAP is exactly like all other parties!
So much for party with a difference…
08 January, 2014, Sify.com

Seven things to learn from the Congress
They have mastered the art of ruling…
7 January, 2014, Sify.com

Dhoni’s last Test series as captain…

MS Dhoni’s book about his Test career will be…
Tired and Retired.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it was all rather abrupt?

MS Dhoni’s theme song is…
Saari duniya ka bojh ham uthaate hai…

Test cricket is truly dead when the Indian captain with most Test wins retires voluntarily at the age of 33.

The 2014-15 Border-Gavaskar Series may well be known as the Dhoni-Clarke Retirement Series.
(Also, both have whitewashed each other)

Now suddenly MS Dhoni will become the freshest player in both ODIs and IPL.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Why Dhoni may have quit Tests…

Captaincy bhi main karu.

Wicket-keeping bhi main karu.

Batting main bhi mujhe 4 down karna pade.

Sidelined coach ka void bhi main bharu.

Batting collapses aur spineless bowling ko main jhelu.

Test losses ka gaaliyon ka bauchaar bhi main jhelu.

Aur ye sab ODI/IPL/T20s/media scrutiny ke bojh ke saath!

Bahut hua (Test) sammaan!

I quit!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

 

Idea of the year: A man called Modi

bulb-40701_640More than the man, an idea won in 2014.

From 2002-12, Narendra Modi was presented as a very bad idea by the powerful and influential.

A communal idea. A Fascist idea. A dictatorial idea. The very opposite of the idea of India as represented by our founding father Jawaharlal Nehru.

The idea that immediately came to mind in 2002 when one thought of Modi was hordes of alpha males in khaki shorts and lathis running all over India. The idea of Modi haters was of riots upon riots. Their idea of him was Godhra, something that represents the sum of all evil in India.

When Godhra faded into the background, he was presented as an idea of a twisted and one-sided form of capitalism running loose and making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

This is the idea of Modi that a small powerful group had been selling to India. It is ironic that this is exactly the same idea (if you just leave out the khaki shorts) under which the Congress could be marketed to its critics, but that’s another story altogether.

However that was only one side of the story. There was another counter to it, but that was muffled in the outrage over Godhra.

hope-2046018_640The very first idea that Modi represented to Gujarat was hope: As simple as that. Gujarat was wrecked after a horrific earthquake where 20,000 people were killed and 400,000 homes were destroyed.

That Modi rebuilt the State from scratch is a story that has been totally boycotted by the media. But thanks to Modi, the Gujaratis had their own audacity of hope. As the years went by, Gujaratis equated Modi with the ideas of development and good governance.

power-poles-503935_640Who wouldn’t want the idea of good roads and uninterrupted power?

One by one the people of India started getting their own ideas of India from the Gujaratis.

The industry looked to an idea of (as Modi later put it directly into his election campaign) minimum government and maximum governance.

By 2012 it was clear that Modi was a serious challenger for the PM’s post. When he gave his LSR College speech at the beginning of 2013, the youth of India started looking to the idea of politics without caste, religion and populism: The idea of the birth of new politics and the death of old politics.

AAP chief Arvind Kejriwal briefly captured this idea and captured the imagination of the nation but he fell way short with his deeds and dramas.

When Modi started connecting with the people of India, then a multitude of ideas emerged.

The idea of a simple chaiwallah rising up to lead a nation of one billion…

The idea of a closed political system opening up to the masses…

The idea of a man making it big by merit and not by birth…

The idea of the country adopting a development model and not a caste model…

The idea of not relying on fate but taking one’s own destiny into one’s own hands…

The idea of India being a superpower and standing up to the world…

The good ideas burst out of Modi’s head and into Gujarat. Then they burst out of Gujarat and into the rest of India.

The positive ideas soon mushroomed and drowned out the bad ideas and Modi captured the imagination of the nation.

That’s why the Modi haters started fighting a losing battle. They tried to counter those ideas with arguments, facts and loud voices. That will never work.

A good idea can only be countered by a better idea.

The problem of the entire Opposition was that they offered much worse ideas than what Modi was offering.

Rahul Gandhi represented the idea of privilege, the idea of destiny by birth, the idea of the arrogance of refusing to take up any post prior to the PM’s chair.

Kejriwal ultimately represented the idea of anarchy. The idea of anger while in government never works.

Mayawati represented the idea of caste politics.

Manmohan Singh ultimately represented no idea at all.

Sonia Gandhi represented the idea of a government that would feed the poor and not the poor coming out poverty.

Whether you like it or not, Modi was the only leader in the 2014 general elections offering good ideas.

But the best idea of all was the idea of hope. You simply cannot counter that by trying to instil fear!

victor-hugo-489784_640As Victor Hugo once said…

No army can stop an idea whose time has come.

That has been the real theme of 2014.

The Idea of Nehru has been replaced by the Idea of Modi.

© Sunil Rajguru

How to spin Modi’s electoral triumphs…

News: BJP single largest party in Delhi Assembly.
Spin: Kejriwal beats Modi in Delhi! Can be PM!

News: BJP storms Rajasthan and Madhya Pradesh.
Spin: That’s actually Vasundhara and Shivraj!

News: First non-Congress single party to get absolute majority in Lok Sabha.
Spin: 31%.

News: First non-Congress to get 100+ seats in Maharashtra Assembly.
Spin: Missed the majority! Modi wave gone. Brahmin CM!

News: First BJP government in Haryana.
Spin: First non-Jat Chief Minister!

News: BJP increases tally in J&K from 11 to 25.
Spin: Missed the majority! Modi wave gone.

News: BJP first-ever party to get majority in Jharkhand.
Spin: Missed the majority in J&K! Modi wave gone.

© Sunil Rajguru

J&K-Jharkhand poll musings…

Jharkhand-Jammu jhaaki hai,
Bihar-Bengal baaki hai,

The process of Ghar Wapsi of all Congress governments started in 2013.
‪#‎Rajasthan‬ ‪#‎NewDelhi‬ ‪#‎India‬ ‪#‎AndhraPradesh‬ ‪#‎Maharashtra‬ ‪#‎Haryana‬

Panellist: The party has not performed as per the exit poll.
—Duh! It’s your exit poll that has not performed!

One thing is clear that from now on for all State elections …
Tough fight between BJP versus Regional Party.
Congress heading for extinction.

Narendra Modi is building an electoral Development Highway throughout India.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru