Arvind the not so Aam Aadmi…

Yogendra Yadav-Prashant Bhushan…
2013—We are fighting the tyranny of UPA2.
2014—We are fighting the tyranny of Fascist Modi.
2015—We are fighting the tyranny of our honourable Supreme Leader.

Aam Aadmi–>Senior Aam Aadmi–>Chief Aam Aadmi–>Khaas Aadmi–>Honourable Supreme Leader.
(Meanwhile YoYa and PrBh demoted to Junior Aam Aadmis)

Wait for Pappu to take over, then those sidelined from the BJP, AAP and Congress can launch the ABCD Party—AAP BJP Congress Discards.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Columns on the Internet and social media

#ChennaiFloods: Who needs mainstream media when you have social media?
December 2, DailyO.in

Come let’s outrage at the drop of a hat!
March 5, 2015, Sify.com

#AIBRoast effect: Obsolete laws have to go!
February 13, 2015, Sify.com

7 Indian Internet laugh sites…
February 6, 2015, Sify.com

Stand with #AIBRoast or not–Indian humour rocks!
February 3, 2015, Sify.com

Rise of the Indian media watchdogs…
October 1, 2014, Sify.com

Rajdeep Sardesai and the Rashomon Effect
September 30, 2014, Sify.com

Killing them softly with Twitter names
May 13, 2014, Sify.com

This is India’s social media decade!
May 10, 2014, Sify.com

The battle of status messages goes offline!
April 22, 2014, Sify.com

Internet and social media till 2013…

When the Indian censor board cut almost everything…

censored-1726364_640One day the censor board may well turn…
Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga.
…to…
Billi main tera doodh pee jaunga.

Today if you made a 2-hour film on a foul-mothed lesbian who loved beef, then perhaps only 3 minutes of the movie would be left after all the cuts.

If this censor board was in operation at that time, then Vishal Bharadwaj would have directed ******* in 2009.
(Kaminey)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

How the Twitter outrage industry works…

twitter-2300071_640The Nirbhaya rapist interview is being aired!
Spaaartaaa!!!!!

Actually its part of some documentary where even Nirbhaya’s parents are talking.
Oh, OK!

But how did the Modi government allow access to the prisoner in the first place!
Spaaartaaa!!!!!

Actually UPA2 gave permission some time back.
Oh, OK!

But now the Modi government is banning the documentary!
Spaaartaaa!!!!!

Actually it’s some technicality over violation of permissions and it will be available on the Net.
Oh, OK!

But isn’t this a violation of freedom of speech and expression?
Spaaartaaa!!!!!

Actually our constitution doesn’t give the same rights to prisoners as normal citizens.
Oh, OK!

I am sick of all the controversial times I am living in! Add all the past controversies to the above controversy and I’m going…
… Spaaartaaa!!!!!

© Sunil Rajguru

My mainstream media columns…

The 7 deadly sins of Indian journalism
OpIndia.com, February 9, 2016

10 ways to define paid news…
September 4, 2015, Sify.com

Why is Modi, media going soft on the Dynasty?
July 10, 2015, Sify.com

India is Indrani. Indrani is India.
September 2, 2015, Sify.com

5 reasons why Modi doesn’t give regular interviews or press conferences
November 26, MyVoice.OpIndia.com

10 ways to define paid news…
September 4, 2015, Sify.com

India is Indrani. Indrani is India.
September 2, 2015, Sify.com

Right to malign Modi a fundamental MSM right
April 13, 2015, Sify.com

Why #EssarLeaks is actually a big yawn…
March 4, 2015, Sify.com

9 stories which the media has underplayed…
February 23, 2015, Sify.com

Rise of the Indian media watchdogs…
October 1, 2014, Sify.com

Rajdeep Sardesai and the Rashomon Effect
September 30, 2014, Sify.com

Eight times when media was petrified of Sonia…
May 12, 2014, Sify.com

Will mainstream media survive after 2014?
April 15, 2014, Sify.com

Mainstream media columns till 2013…