One day the censor board may well turn…
Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga.
…to…
Billi main tera doodh pee jaunga.

Today if you made a 2-hour film on a foul-mothed lesbian who loved beef, then perhaps only 3 minutes of the movie would be left after all the cuts.

If this censor board was in operation at that time, then Vishal Bharadwaj would have directed ******* in 2009.
(Kaminey)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru