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And they still can’t stop Trump

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Abusing Trump-Modi = Freedom of speech.
Supporting Trump-Modi = Abuse.
Defending Trump-Modi = Trolling.
Voting Trump-Modi = Dictatorship.

Every global Liberal, activist, NGO, media house, intellectual… is barking at Trump.
There’s nothing brave in it.
Brave is a celebrity defending him.

They couldn’t beat him as a political novice.
Using the same lame stale tactics they’re trying to beat the most powerful man in the world.

Incredible England.
Okay with Jihadis setting up permanent base on home soil.
Not okay with head of state of biggest ally visiting them.

Trump Haters totally unaware that evil Russian Communist Empire collapsed in 1991.

January 20 sunrise Climate Change was a colossal problem.
By sunset the problem had been sorted out.

Trump greatest.
Trump worst.
Modi greatest.
Modi worst.
Contradicting extremes flourish simultaneously.
Debates have become meaningless.

People still don’t get it.
It’s better to have a Trade Doctrine (Tillerson) than a War Doctrine (Hillary).
#SecretaryOfState

I think the Liberal-Left lobby is yet to reach “Peak Outrage”.
They’ll try to make 2017 very stormy indeed.

Prophecy…
If the Dictator doesn’t get elected, then the Dictator will not accept the verdict and the Dictator’s supporters will go on a violent rampage all across the country and get full support from the Dictator’s ecosystem.

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Raj karenge Pappini aur Pappu

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Work experience zero.
Talent zero.
Charisma zero.
Ideas zero.
Government expenditure on her tremendous.
Husband dubious.
Pappini the Great.

She may look a bit like Indira.
But she talks like Pappini.
And has far less experience than even nausikhiya Pappu.

Nehru created democracy.
Indira created economy.
Rajiv created technology.
Sonia created society.
Pappu will create Utopia.
-Book of Congress.

ISRO: We launched 104 satellites at one go and were successful!
Congress: That’s nothing! We’ll launch Sonia’s satellite 104 times and still fail!
#Pappu

Pappu has to perform just 1% for Congress leaders to dance on one leg.
Modi has to perform 99% for his haters to absolutely plaster him over the missing 1%.

Critic to Pappu: Your mother, father, grandmother and great grandfather responsible for mess.
Congressis: OK, let’s protest against Modi’s mother.

Rajiv humiliated Manmohan.
Sonia humiliated Manmohan.
Pappu humiliated Manmohan.
Next in line was Pappini.
Modi jumped the queue.

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Tamil Nadu politics theatre of the absurd

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If Amma had OPS, don’t worry…
Chinamma has EPS.
Both ensure UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) even when jailed.

But Palanisamy has Sasikala’s legacy.
And Sasikala has Jaya’s legacy.
And Jaya had MGR’s legacy.
And MGR had Anna’s legacy.
And Anna had Periyar’s legacy.

The nominee of the friend of the late Chief Minister is far more powerful than the popular choice and till recently sitting Chief Minister.

Alternating Chief Ministers of Tamil Nadu…
1991-2001: Karuna-Jaya-Karuna-Jaya.
2011-2017: Jaya-OPS-Jaya-OPS.
2001-11: All 3.
Palanisamy breaks the trend.

SC sacks Sasikala.
Sasikala sacks OPS.
At this rate Tamil Nadu will sack ADMK.

Had Manmohan done an OPS, he too would have been set aside.
But he would have got tremendous respect and UPA looting would have been more difficult.

OPS is Acting Chief Minister.
Sasikala is acting like a Chief Minister.
Manmohan wasn’t even acting like a Prime Minister, but puppet.

Tamil Nadu Chief Ministers of just 2 odd months…
1. Jaya.
2. OPS.
3. Palanisamy.
Almost: Sasikala.
Will 2017 see yet another?

Sasikala is really ill.
She, like hundreds of politicians before her, has an acute case of convictitis.

Tamil Nadu’s theme song…
OPS I did it again!

So both New Delhi and Tamil Nadu fail to get their third woman Chief Minister.
#KiranBedi #Sasikala

1. TN Governor suddenly has great foresight.
2. Swamy always has the last laugh.
3. What if Jaya had been alive?
4. Rajinikanth entry?

Power in Tamil Nadu is AC and not DC.
(Alternating Chief-minister)

First Dynasty meant descendants.
Then spouses and relatives.
Now it covers “friends” too.
#Chinnamma

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The rise and rise of the BJP…

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Congress won Karnataka in May 2013.
Then Modi was put in charge of the BJP.
After that the Congress has won hardly anything major on their own.
#CongMuktBharat

The growing BJP regional story.
Ya power ya opposition.
No more third place consolation prize.

So many parties on self-destruct mode.
Congress.
TMC.
JDU.
ADMK.
CPM.

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They still can’t accept “President Trump”

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The US media keeps saying chaos.
That’s counter-productive.
A new order always comes from chaos.
They are prophetically saying Trump is building a new world.

Thus spake the powerful…
Dems
+Media
+Liberals
+Hollywood
+IT czars
+Academia
+Intellectuals
+NGOs
+Global movers
=Oh us poor victims!

Liberals, media, Hollywood, Silicon Valley, universities, NGOs, global community hate Republicans and love Democrats.
Trump hasn’t changed anything, just highlighted it.

French President warns US President against meddling in Europe’s affairs.
Trump, Obama, the Bushes, Bill, Carter went full ROFL.
Many ROFLs beyond the grave too!

Trump Haters are indulging unprecedented violence to prove that Trump is violent because… well just because…

What you are witnessing is the largest puerile temper tantrum in the history of modern democracy.
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome

Nowadays Free Speech is Leftist Speech.
Anything against Leftist Speech is dubbed Hate Speech.

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Musings on the 2017 Assembly elections…

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#2017Polls
If Pappu wins…
If Pappu loses…
Answer is the same.
He’ll eventually become Congress President.
Life ho to aisi!

If Kejri wins Goa and Punjab, then along with Delhi it will be a sort of Bermuda Triangle where all governance will go missing.

So will Punjab be the second State to have AAPRajya after Delhi?
Supreme Leader Kejri to extend his domain?

In 1952, Congress won 388/429 seats in the UP elections.
In 2017, it is dancing on one leg because it is getting to contest 105/403 seats.

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