What the EC may say to the Congress next…
Ye haath mujhe de de thakur…

Common citizen retires at 60.
For the common politician, life begins at 60 after which he becomes PM or Cabinet Minister or has an affair or gets married or has children or becomes a billionaire or…

(April 30)

CID is successful because it has the three elements…
Comedy Investigation Drama.
#TVShows #ACPPradyuman

The only example of 100% marketing trumping 0% governance in politics for decades is Laloo Prasad Yadav.
The TV screen loves him.
That’s enough.

(April 27)

SRK: Sattar minit, sirf sattar minit hai aapke paas!
Vijay Mallya: Sattar run, sirf sattar run hai aapke paas???!!!@#$%&*!!!
Yuvi: Mere paas to sirf sattar lakh (X20) hai!
#RCB70AllDown

Subhash Ghai down the ages…
1980s: Critical acclaim + Hits.
1990s: No critical acclaim + Hits.
2000s: No critical acclaim + No hits.
2010s: He’s still making movies?

Q: Why did so many celebrities asking to vote secular not vote themselves?
A: Because they realize the truth that there are no secular parties in India.

(April 26)

Will the sequel of 2 States feature the child of the two characters marrying someone who’s a product of 2 more States and be called 4 States?

(April 22)

Manmohan Singh will be the only person in the world who wouldn’t know when his autobiography is written and read it for the first time when he finally gets a copy.

(April 13)

Full circle…
Media turned protest movement into party.
Congress turned party into government.
Kejriwal turned government back to protest movement.

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(April 11)

Coming soon…
Snow White and the 7 dwarves. (In Hindi)
Where Congress still claims to be Snow White despite scams.
7 dwarves: AAP, SP, BSP, RJD, CPM, NCP & NC.

(April 4)

Jab tak rahega samose main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo,
Magar us samose ke saath ab NaMo chai hit hai.
Tera kya hoga re Nitishwa?

(April 2)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru