Category Archives: Short Takes

The Kejri absurdity continues musings…

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What have you done?
Narasimha Rao: A 100 new policies.
Chandrababu Naidu: A 100 new projects.
Lalu: A 100 months of Jungle Raj.
Kejri: A 100 baseless allegations.

History repeats itself first as a tragedy (Kejri’s first term in office) then as a farce (Kejri’s second term in office).

Beyond comedy there is farce.
Beyond farce there is Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Kejri is the only person in Indian politics who is a parody of himself.
You can’t distinguish between his real and spoof handles on Twitter.

Kejri thinks his one Tweet has more impact than an ED/CBI probe or a court judgement.
Welcome to our very own Judge Advocate Twitter General!

I never thought there could be a worse idea than Lalu-RJD.
Then Kejri-AAP happened.

Is he an ad for Communism or anarchy or nautanki?
‪#‎Kejriwal‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Sonia is cornered musings…

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Sonia nahi ye aandhi hai,
doosri Indira Gandhi hai.
1. Indira did Emergency.
2. Indira was arrested.
3. Indira promoted son at party’s cost.

Sonia has surpassed Nehru, Indira and Rajiv put together.
(In terms of number of scams that have come out during her party presidency)

Sonia agitates on roads.
Sonia applies for bail in court.
Sonia gives byes to media.
Sonia marches in sun.
Sonia courts arrest.
‪#‎AccheDin‬

1975, Delhi…
Indira watches in disgust as Opposition protests in streets, stalls Parliament and refuses to accept PM’s authority.
2016, heaven…
Indira watches in disgust as her bahu protests in streets, stalls Parliament and refuse to accept PM’s authority.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Swamy enters Rajya Sabha musings…

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RS now stands for Rajya Swamy.

Main Chairman hu.
—Ansari.
Main Deputy hu.
—Kurien.
Main House leader hu.
—Jaitley.
Main LoP hu.
—Azad.
Ab main hi main hu.
—Swamy.
‪#‎RajyaSabha‬

The Rajya Sabha “Poke” feature lay dormant for many years, but now Swamy is using it on just about everyone.

Most of Swamy’s allegations end up in court, none of Kejri’s do.
Media verdict: Swamy is a loose canon while Kejri’s the real deal.

Prabhu: I just launched a Jal Doot Express. What about you?
Swamy: I think a Jail Doot Express would be nice!
‪#‎2G‬ ‪#‎NH‬ ‪#‎Agusta‬ ‪#‎Jaya‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Modi attacks continue musings…

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If the ability of the press to attack a Head of State is an indicator, then this is one of the freest regimes of all time.
‪#‎ModiIndustry‬

The true injustice…
Sonia.
0% qualifications.
0% achievements.
100% support.
Modi.
No matter what he does, he will be attacked 100%.

For ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬, Robert Vadra would be a much more acceptable Prime Minister than Modi.

Bihar Jungle Raj.
Mannu ki?
UP Goonda Raj.
Mannu ki?
WB Bomb Raj.
Mannu ki?
Delhi Garbage Raj.
Mannu ki?
Kerala Violence Raj.
Mannu ki?
Modi…
Sparta!!!!!!!

So many thousands of fake allegations have been leveled against Modi that if a real one comes, nobody will notice and it will fade away like the rest.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AgustaWestland musings…

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Speculation whenever Sonia leaves India.
Yesterday…
Why is she going? Will we ever know?
Tomorrow…
Will she come back or stay there for good?

1983: Modi passes MA.
2014: Modi become PM.
2016: Sonia’s name comes in ‪#‎AugustaWestland‬.
Within days loyal servant Kejri rakes up 33-year-old issue to divert attention.

Possible yellow journalism headline in 2019 when his Haters run out of even the flimsiest and thinnest of allegations:
Is Modi an alien?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

RCB musings continue…

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The greatest 6 hitter of all time (Gayle)
+ The greatest chaser of all time (Kohli)
+ Fastest ODI century in 31 balls (ABD)
+ He was 185* after just 26 overs in an ODI (Watson)
= Still not enough runs for RCB most of the time!

Delighting you always…
Royal Challengers Batting a delight for fans.
Royal Challengers Bowling a delight for oppositions.
‪#‎RCB‬

Royal Challengers Batting.
‪#‎RCB‬
(No bowling)
‪#‎IPL2016‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru