∙ Overheard…
Manmohan Singh: Kamse kam tum logo ka power waapis to aayega! Mera power cut to permanent hai!
∙ Zero Loss Sibal gets his match in Zero Power Loss Tewari.
∙ India has officially entered the Dark Age… Black Money, Blackouts and Black hearts are the order of the day.
(July 31)
∙ Anna is “fast” losing support in this country.
(July 25)
∙ Election of a President.
When you add an S (Sonia) to it, it is nothing but…
Selection of a President.
(July 24)
∙ Today the IPL resumes: IndoLanka Perennial League.
(July 21)
∙ No. 1 is White Money. No. 2 is Black.
And they say Rahul Gandhi is No. 2 in Congress.
(July 19)
∙ Cricket + Politics = Cocktail
Cricket + Politics + Pak = Molotov Cocktail
(July 16)
∙ Fed(is.no)ex!
(July 9)
∙ Bose… Boson.
So if a Mr More discovers a subatomic particle, we’ll finally have a Moron?
(July 7)
∙ Particles have antiparticles.
So is the antiparticle of the God particle the Devil particle?
Over to you CERN.
(July 5)
∙ You can find God in whatever you look, even in a particle.
∙ Bhagwan nahin mila, par kam se kam bhagwan ka tukda to mila!
(God particle)
(July 4)
∙ New election symbols in UP…
SP: Car.
BSP: Maya’s statue.
BJP: Wilted lotus.
Cong: Thumbs down hand.
∙ Lady Gaga is the smartest celebrity.
I’m sure she goes out of her house in normal clothes regularly and nobody recognizes her.
∙ It had become LinkedIntoTwitter.
Now it’s back to being LinkedIn.
∙ A Kingfisher bird strikes in the water.
A Kingfisher plane strikes in the air.
(Note: Both strikes have different meanings.)
(July 3)
∙ No relationship comes with an expiry date.
Unless you’re Tom Cruise… then it’s 33.
∙ The reign in Spain stays mainly on the football plain.
(July 2)
∙ Everyone apes TOI. TOI apes The Hindu.
At Independence, The Hindu carried only ads on the Front page.
Now in 2012, TOI does that regularly.
(July 1)
© Sunil Rajguru