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Congressi musings…

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· Congress Silent Trimurti…
Sonia: Doesn’t need to speak.
Rahul: Can’t speak.
Manmohan: Won’t speak.

· Congress FDI = Congress Finally Doing It.

· Going by recent Congress logic, they’ll simply say that a Rs 5 diesel hike will result in Zero Loss for the consumer.

· Thappad maaro to gaal pe Paanch Ungliyo ka nishaan.
Diesel ka Paanch Rupaiya ka thappad desh ke gaal par.
Sahi Congressi chinnh hai.

· Looks like the Congress-BJP Coal-a Wars will continue for quite some time.

· Congress, which was blocking all deliveries till now, has suddenly entered the slog overs.

· Goal achieved: Diesel hits a half-century.
Goal pending: Petrol hits a century.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Post price hike musings…

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· CONGRESS = Corrupt Opportunistic No-Gooders Registering Endless Supersized Scams.

· From now on all Price Hikes should be renamed as UPA Scam Subsidy for that is what they are. We are paying for the sins of this government.

· 6 cylinders a year?
Congress spokespersons should be limited to only 6 stupid statements a day, but even that is asking for the moon.

· UPA = Unlimited Price Augmentation.

· Live Free. Die Hard. Coal Free. Hike (Diesel/LPG) Hard.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More Congressi bashings…

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· Loot Rs 1.86 lakh crore=Legal+Patriotic+Don’t even criticize+No jail.
Draw a cartoon on the above=Illegal+Treacherous+Strongly condemnable+Get jailed!

· Be careful what you put on your Facebook/Twitter accounts: Obama.
Be careful if you have Facebook/Twitter accounts in the first place: Manmohan.

· Gold Medal: People are sovereign.
Silver Medal: Constitution is supreme.
Bronze Medal: Parliament.
Congress will get the message in 2014 or before.

· UPA2 has seen great growth (of scams), great stability (to scamsters), united India (against it), and now will meet all future expectations (as none are left).

· If you look at all the nonsense Diggy Raja talks, then he could have his own 24X7 channel.
If you look at the sense he talks, then there’s infinite silence.

· I am living the American Dream: Obama.
I am living the Indian Nightmare: Manmohan.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congressi bashings of the day…

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· Let a 100 flowers bloom: Mao.
Let a 100 scams boom: Manmohan.

· Haath jodte hue aate hai Congressi sab,
Thappad maarte hue woh to jaayenge,
Aur hum voters Muqaddar ke Bandar jaaneman kehalayenge.

· Pachaas kos door shahar me jab Congressi ke ghar main bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahati hai beta so jaa… so jaa nahi to CAG aa jaayega.

· Agar MMS sach bolta…
Kya tum doodh se dhule hue ho?
Nahin, main koyala se ragada hua hu.

· Teacher: Give an example of an uncountable noun.
Student: UPAScam.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Secret diary of a Congress poll strategy planner…

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SC/ST vote: Quota in promotions.

Minority vote: Attack BJP and RSS with greater effort.

Rural vote: NREGA and attempted Food Bill.

Poverty class vote: Mobiles for BPLs.

Women vote: Sonia’s charisma is enough.

Youth vote: Rahul Gandhi hain na!

Elderly vote: They are totally used to Congress by now.

Rest of the voters: You have been effectively reduced to a minority and can well take a hike!

UPA3 Coming Soon!

© Sunil Rajguru