· Congress Silent Trimurti…
Sonia: Doesn’t need to speak.
Rahul: Can’t speak.
Manmohan: Won’t speak.
· Congress FDI = Congress Finally Doing It.
· Going by recent Congress logic, they’ll simply say that a Rs 5 diesel hike will result in Zero Loss for the consumer.
· Thappad maaro to gaal pe Paanch Ungliyo ka nishaan.
Diesel ka Paanch Rupaiya ka thappad desh ke gaal par.
Sahi Congressi chinnh hai.
· Looks like the Congress-BJP Coal-a Wars will continue for quite some time.
· Congress, which was blocking all deliveries till now, has suddenly entered the slog overs.
· Goal achieved: Diesel hits a half-century.
Goal pending: Petrol hits a century.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru